1000 Characters or Dumb Ways To Die

For the people with dark humour only.

There were 1000 characters, and each of them died in some way. Our task is to describe, how did it come to this, by substracting one from the number of person before us. Something like this:

Person 1: Character number 1000 tripped on the wire and fell from of stairs.
Person 2: Character number 999 drowned in a bathtub.
etc.

So, as for the beginning…

Character number 1000 choked on gristle while eating a chicken.

4 Likes

Character 999 tripped over a wooden log and fell down a cliff

5 Likes

Character 998 skipped past a large mirror, and slipped when taking a pause check their outfit

2 Likes

Character 997 tried to wrestle with a crocodile

2 Likes

character 996 tried to bungee without the rope

2 Likes

Character 995 tripped over his long beard and snapped his neck

3 Likes

Character 994 tried to catch character 996, didn’t manage to.

2 Likes

character 993 tried hugging a baby Hippopotamus while her mom was next to her :heart_eyes:

2 Likes

Character 992 Drank way too much apple juice and died from arsenic poisoning

3 Likes

Character 991 slipped on spilled milk

1 Like

Character 990 tried to drink the milk only to realise it was poisoned

1 Like

Character 989 ate some pills and never woke up again

1 Like

Character 988 used a fork to get his toast out of the toaster.

I did this when I was 7, not knowing it was dangerous but luckily I was carful and did not get hurt

2 Likes

Character 987 choked to death on a sandwhich.

1 Like

Character 986 tried climbing the cat post but fell off

It was really high like 6 levels

1 Like

character 985 choked on a m&m

He swallowed it incorrectly.

2 Likes

Character 984 died laughing
He deserved because he was laughing at my name.

2 Likes

Character 983; choked on their tongue

1 Like

character 982 choked in their own spit

1 Like

Character 981 has a mishap with a vicious dog.

1 Like