Character 785 Used a paper bag as bee keepers helmet.
Character 784 hugged a cactus
Character 783 forgot his girlfriend’s birthday
Character 782 swam in VR
Character 781 forgot not to run with scissors
Character 780 was the child Character 781 killed with the scissors
Character 779 choked on a fish bone
Character 778…poor character got coughed on 
character 777 bumped their elbow too hard 
character 776 fell into a tar pit.
character 775 looked at my face 
Character 774 looked at my grades 


Character 773 was crushed under a falling piano.
Character 772 hit by a blimp. (Kudos to all who got this reference
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Character 771 played Minecraft for 2 weeks straight.
Character 770 said “Junglecock” instead of “Jungkook”
Character 769 drowned in a pool my saliva.
Character 768 got lost in the mess that is my room
Character 767 got accidentally (not) stabbed by a boy trying out his new halloween “costume” that included a real knife
Character 766 said “Park Choa is ugly” in front of me, the biggest Choa stan alive