651 died from boinking their head on a dolphin after diving in the sea
650 died after drowning trying to save 651
649 died when he was born
648 dropped her hairdryer in the tub
647 died from an pigeon coming for her food and attacking her.
646 died accidentally drank paint thinner instead of milk
645 fell off her roof when chasing a rat.
644 died when he saw him
643 died after getting hit by a train
642 died from running into a fire for their scarf
641 died running after 642
640 died from eating poison ivy
639 died from dehydration after getting lost in the desert
638 died from the sight of a needle giving him a heart attack
637 died after falling off a bridge into the river
636 died from eating too much paper
635 died from getting hit by a truck
This is an extremely morbid topic of discussion… and since I have a morbid sense of humor… I feel right at home .
Character 634 had a taser that they did not know how to use, attached to their belt. They accidentally tased themselves in the groin and they went into cardiac arrest… and died!
633 died after swimming in a lake filled with brain-eating amoeba.
632 died from a cat scratching their face off