651 died from boinking their head on a dolphin after diving in the sea
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650 died after drowning trying to save 651
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649 died when he was born
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648 dropped her hairdryer in the tub
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647 died from an pigeon coming for her food and attacking her.
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646 died accidentally drank paint thinner instead of milk
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645 fell off her roof when chasing a rat.
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644 died when he saw him
lol
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643 died after getting hit by a train
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642 died from running into a fire for their scarf
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641 died running after 642
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640 died from eating poison ivy
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639 died from dehydration after getting lost in the desert
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638 died from the sight of a needle giving him a heart attack
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637 died after falling off a bridge into the river
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636 died from eating too much paper
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635 died from getting hit by a truck
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This is an extremely morbid topic of discussionā¦ and since I have a morbid sense of humorā¦ I feel right at home 
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Character 634 had a taser that they did not know how to use, attached to their belt. They accidentally tased themselves in the groin and they went into cardiac arrestā¦ and died!
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633 died after swimming in a lake filled with brain-eating amoeba.
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632 died from a cat scratching their face off 
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