1000 Characters or Dumb Ways To Die

651 died from boinking their head on a dolphin after diving in the sea

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650 died after drowning trying to save 651

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649 died when he was born

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648 dropped her hairdryer in the tub

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647 died from an pigeon coming for her food and attacking her.

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646 died accidentally drank paint thinner instead of milk

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645 fell off her roof when chasing a rat.

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644 died when he saw him

lol

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643 died after getting hit by a train

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642 died from running into a fire for their scarf

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641 died running after 642

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640 died from eating poison ivy

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639 died from dehydration after getting lost in the desert

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638 died from the sight of a needle giving him a heart attack

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637 died after falling off a bridge into the river

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636 died from eating too much paper

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635 died from getting hit by a truck

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This is an extremely morbid topic of discussion… and since I have a morbid sense of humor… I feel right at home :woman_shrugging:t4:.

Character 634 had a taser that they did not know how to use, attached to their belt. They accidentally tased themselves in the groin and they went into cardiac arrest… and died!

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633 died after swimming in a lake filled with brain-eating amoeba.

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632 died from a cat scratching their face off :grimacing:

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