442 tried to choke myself because he slipped
441 ate medicine 3 years out of date
440 tired to breathe in lava
439 played irl Among Us and vented infront of Red… They voted him out and threw him into space without a helmet.
438 tried to smell the fire
437 tried making the DL Contest deadline but died out of self pressure and anxiety…
436 hugged a bear thinking it was a teddy bear
Character 435 choked on soup and died.
character 434 forgot to turn off the stove
Character 433 slept in an icebox. (Basically a large freezer)
432 was attacked by a kraken.
Character 431 was affected by Karen-ness (that’s all you need to know)
430 drank a bottle of liquid with a sign saying “DO NOT DRINK!”
character 429 got attacked by oompa loompas
428 died because he broke into the leopard enclosure of a zoo to take a selfie with the leopard for his FB page.
427 decided to go take up paragliding from a sketchy boat and fell into the water filled with sharks.
426 died using a time machine because he accidentally set the date on 79 AC, Pompeii, Italy.
(History lesson: Vulcano eruption at 79 AC, the Vesuvius.)
425 got flattened by an ironing board.
424 got rapped in TP (toilet paper) and suffocated.
423 died of boredom after learning that they’d been kicked off the Forums for 24 hours(mmmeeeee).