1000 Characters or Dumb Ways To Die

442 tried to choke myself because he slipped

441 ate medicine 3 years out of date

440 tired to breathe in lava

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439 played irl Among Us and vented infront of Red… They voted him out and threw him into space without a helmet.

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438 tried to smell the fire

437 tried making the DL Contest deadline but died out of self pressure and anxiety… :tipping_hand_woman:t4:

436 hugged a bear thinking it was a teddy bear

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Character 435 choked on soup and died.

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character 434 forgot to turn off the stove

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Character 433 slept in an icebox. (Basically a large freezer)

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432 was attacked by a kraken.

Character 431 was affected by Karen-ness (that’s all you need to know)

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:joy::joy:

430 drank a bottle of liquid with a sign saying “DO NOT DRINK!”

character 429 got attacked by oompa loompas

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428 died because he broke into the leopard :leopard: enclosure of a zoo to take a selfie with the leopard for his FB page.

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427 decided to go take up paragliding from a sketchy boat and fell into the water filled with sharks.

426 died using a time machine because he accidentally set the date on 79 AC, Pompeii, Italy.
:it:
(History lesson: :volcano: Vulcano eruption at 79 AC, the Vesuvius.)

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425 got flattened by an ironing board.

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424 got rapped in TP (toilet paper) and suffocated.

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423 died of boredom after learning that they’d been kicked off the Forums for 24 hours(mmmeeeee).

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