Lmfao love it
403 died because they sang a Nickelback song, so everyone threw rotten potatoes at them.
402 died because they weren’t looking where they were going and AcCiDeNtaLy walked off a cliff.
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Thank you luv!
401 died from a jackfruit falling on their head.
400 died from getting stuck in between a subway and being squashed like a bug
399 died from taking too many AP classes.
398 took too long of a nap…it wasn’t a nap.
397 died from getting impaled by Vlad the Impaler.
396 died from telling a joke. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side…Get it? The other side being death, 'cause the chicken would die crossing the road?
395 was watching a telenovela and choked on chicken
394 died from being too flirty.
393 got stuck in a washing machine. Someone turned it on.
392 died because of stepbrother…
391 died because of the LI’s hotness. Fr, it be like that though.
390 died because of a broken heart from a fuqboi
389 died because of bad fashion sense.
388 because of the bath water was lukewarm.
387 died because she lost her toxic mate who didn’t mark her yet.
386 got hit by a Lamborghini