1000 Characters or Dumb Ways To Die

263 was killed by masked wolf because they knew what was rolling down in the deep

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262 got killed by an imaginary Dragon while he was sleeping and dreaming…

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261 got killed by stuffing toilet paper in this mouth

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260 got killed by scribbling his ear, then mouth, and then nose.

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259 thought it was a good idea to kill Thanos without using super powers

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258 died after respectfully speaking to Thanos about his chins

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257 died by thinking a lot about their crush.

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256 decided to read an Episode Original…and go for all the gem choices.

Sorry for the inadvertent gravedig.

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255 died because they accidentally flushed themselves down the toilet.

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254 wore a red shirt.

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253
Drank cofee

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252 fell down the stairs

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251 died by drinking too many energy drinks.

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250 died by typing 01010101010101 over and over again into his iPhone calculator app which caused a black hole to appear that sucked him up and sent him into an alternate universe where country music played non stop and Episode Mafia stories were real shudders which made him jump in front of the first moving car he saw :upside_down_face:

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249 died of missing out on all the good childhood shows

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Character number 248 tripped on a wire and got themselves impaled on a blade

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247 tried to pet a crocodile

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246 was a monke. He got trapped keyboard smashing on a computer for all eternity until he and a bunch of other monkes finally produced the script of Hamlet.

Yeah, he won’t be back for awhile.

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245 was romeo montague (rip)

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244 ate a crushed cherry pit.

Don’t do that, kids.

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