Character 883 thought too hard about the multiverse
2 Likes
Character 882 ate an African snail
1 Like
Character 881 went on a plane without a mask
3 Likes
Character 880 forgot about his tape worm
2 Likes
Character 879’s cat slept on their face
2 Likes
Character 878 was that spider I killed yesterday
3 Likes
Character 877 was the owner of segway and rode their own transport system off a cliff
2 Likes
Character 876’s cat kneaded their throat
My cat does this and luckily I am not dead yet. It’s painful but I wake up to a cute kitten cuddling me every morning so whatchu gonna do?
5 Likes
Character 875 met Christopher Columbus and he gave her STDs
3 Likes
Character 874 lived in the America’s before Columbus. He killed em all
1 Like
Character 873 was a dinosaur
3 Likes
Character 872’s sister got annoyed at him during quarantine.
2 Likes
Character 871 was Kermit
2 Likes
Character 870 was my motivation
3 Likes
Character 869 asked someone “Do you know de way?”
2 Likes
Character 868 goes out to the scientist who fought against the 1900s cherry picked data on sugar
He died knowing his theories were right on sugar causing heart attacks
2 Likes
Character 867 got alcohol poisoning.
2 Likes
Character 866 got a heart attack after finding out that Riverdale isn’t canceled
3 Likes
Character 865 didn’t floss
3 Likes
Character 864 was too old to live, so his grandson killed him
2 Likes