Maybe go for one of her best friends. Maybe spread a rumor about her- she has an STD, she’s pregnant, etc.
When I say go for one of her best friends, I mean date/sleep with.
This just proves how petty I am:
- Book a really early flight abroad somewhere from an airport quite a distance away
- Tell her I’m taking her abroad for a surprise holiday.
- Make her pack 2 weeks worth of clothes e.t.c
- Get to the airport
- Tell her I only have one ticket cause she ain’t coming.
- Walk away whilst saying get your side boyfriend to pick you up…
I’m a horrible person
Oh, dang that is good!!!
Make him/her regret it. Those daily revenge dramas will eventually pay off
i like that
That is a very clever plan.
very clever indeed!
I’m probably the last person anyone should cheat on
- Ask friends to come to your house dressed in all black
- Stage a fake funeral with a teeny tiny coffin
- Invite cheating girlfriend to come over
- What’s going on? - Girlfriend
- We’re holding a funeral for your relationship, you and your lover murdered it - Boyfriend
- Have a date night
- Eat food
- Serenade with some love song singing
- Finish with the song JoJo - Get Out or a similarly clear messaged song
I started writing more then realised they were probably a little too mature for the forums
I never realised how much of a drama queen I am…