a mafia story isn’t a mafia story without The love interest saying intoxicating or growling(?) his words
A Mafia story isn’t a Mafia story without A Nurse having to take care of dumbasse’s everytime they get hurt 
A Mafia story isn’t a Mafia story without The LIs Mom thinking The mc and LI are only there to make "grandbabies"
A Mafia story isn’t a Mafia story without Someone owning a private jet
A Mafia story isn’t a Mafia story without The Mc’s parents not being there besides when they get married, injured, or pregnant
A Mafia story isn’t a Mafia story without A car accident
A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without the MC getting pregnant running away then being surprised when the LI is mad
A Mafia story isn’t a Mafia story without The Readers questioning what the Fadoodol is happening
Am I the only one or Not…
(no I’ve been so confused in most mafia stories) A Mafia story isn’t a Mafia story without There being a very dumb action that makes you stop reading
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sometimes I question life
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A Mafia story isn’t a Mafia story without (WARNINGsorry for my language if this triggers any of you please tell me
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The LI having sluts and bitches
(And they come back pregnant😒) A Mafia Story isn’t A Mafia story without The Mc Having a short skirt or horrible fashion sense
A Mafia Story isn’t A Mafia story without MC and LI hating each other at first
a mafia story isn’t a mafia story without:
a heavily guarded and cheesy wedding at the end that occurs literally right in the middle of a gang war, but it needs to be done because lOvE cAn’T bE pUt On HoLd 
oh and strippers.
if the LI never had a previous addiction to strippers, it ain’t a mafia story 
A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without…
The LI telling the MC “I bought you some clothes”
A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without
LI handling the family business
A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without a super hot mafia boss (LI). There are no ugly mafia bosses on Episode.
A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without shaming every other girl except the MC and her friends
And even her friends sometimes. Especially if she’s the “innocent” type.
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why is that so trueeeee 
A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without
1) sl*t-shaming other women
2) the MC trying to be with a married or taken
man
3) a weird guy who harrasses the MC after a
party or club scene
No bc this is so accurate lol. And she loves to play the victim when reminded that she is nothing but a homewrecker ![]()