One time I read a parody of those cringy alpha romance stories on Wattpad, and the LI called the MC babygorilla. ![]()
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Are you lost, babygorilla.
It’s worrisome that mafia stories are hitting Episode Originals now when there are 13-year-olds who read Episode. (Yes, I’m reading one right now to gem farm.) So, without further ado: A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without…INFECTING THE EPISODE ORIGINAL SHELVES.
The dialogue “choices” in Episode Originals are probablydefinitely why the “choices matter” advert is a thing.
Bump ig
A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without, someone being forced to marry some random mafioso to save their family
Them all being Italian because apparently all Italians are either in the mafia, were in or are connected to it somehow ![]()
I’m part Italian and have been to Italy before and last time I checked my ancestors weren’t in the mafia and neither was every single Italian I saw while in Italy but go off authors who write mafia stories ![]()
A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without a near-r&pe scene where the MC can’t defend herself because the man is too strong, and then the mafia boss LI comes in to save her
A mafia story isn’t a mafia story withouth gang violence and even murders that aren’t explain as to why they’re happening
a mafia story isnt a mafia story without the mafia leader not being from italian descent whatsoever. and the gang is somehow good people by the end of it (they dont kill people anymore because of the MC??
A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without the MC being “special” for literally no reason.
I don’t read mafia stories, so tell me if I’m wrong.
a mafia story isn’t a mafia story without…
reading stories with a similar trope to each other’s. (ex: girl gets kidnapped by mafia gang, meets a hot looking mafia gang leader who she hates and falls in love with him overtime) ![]()
A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without the mafia leader LI being tan with blue eyes and looking handsome AF despite smoking and drinking all the time and the MC having the basic LL look that I can’t stand ![]()
Me using generic eyes and the delicate nose on my characters but not the pouty lips
A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without someone needing to be tAMeD and oPpOsiTeS aTtRaCtInG. And someone has to prevail.
A mafia story isn’t a story without a father who involved the mc/li in the mafia at a very young age
A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without A hawt bad boy (RAWR) with tattoos thats mean to you then yall fall in love ![]()
that’s my least favorite trope ever, why would anyone want to be with someone so mean to them??
A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without the only difference between human trafficking and romance being how conventionally attractive the mafioso your father sells you to is.
that’s how most episode mafia stories are (at least from my perspective)…
well i didn’t really mean “mean” most mafia romance is like when the characters meet at a club/party the love interest usually has something against the main character for no reason lol and then they end up falling in love.
A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without a white woman with blonde hair a defined nose full round lips usually wears matte red lipstick and an “Italian” man with black hair ice colored eyes usually has facial hair who’s married and usually are either the parents of the love interest, the parents of the MC, an aunt and uncle to the love interest or some other “power” couple within the family. And despite having zero chemistry, nothing in common and no depth they’re always depicted as being the “greatest love story of all time”.
I mean if you’re going to write a mafia story at least add some variety to your characters ![]()