A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without me internally screaming “STAND UP FOR YOURSELF MC, LEAVE HIM MC, HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT MC!” and being too annoyed with how stupid the MC is or why the author thinks this kinda stuff is “romantic” to focus on the actual story the entire time i’m reading it 
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The magic number 
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whenever i play an episode story ironically i have to give the MC and LI stupid ahh names like “poopyhead” or something… but for the sake of staying on topic LMAOO…
a mafia story isnt a mafia story without THE LOVE INTEREST ALWAYS BEING BROWN??? like is this racially motivated… wus goin on 
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A mafia story isn’t mafia story without limited customization because apparently the MC and LI’s skin tone, hair, and eye color is important to the story.
Yeah, a few little descriptions of the physicaly appearance doesn’t count as “important” to me, miss author.
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He’s the only person in the world with RED EYES.
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A Mafia Story Isn’t a Mafia Story Without someone chugging whiskey like it’s going out of fashion (almost always the LI)
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How dare they! Not in my Christian Minecraft server!
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But the LI is Italian, and the author made him Catholic without resaerching Italy and Catholicism, which is against smexy time outside marriage, but it’s fine because he’s hot /s.
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I don’t think there’s any religion that is “ok” with that
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Well cuz everyone knows that every italian man is brown… also free diversity points! /j
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My christian boyfriend, the biggest ho i know: 
Mafia story isn’t a mafia story without at least one extremely long description of what the MC looks/feels like to the LI 
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I’ve come across that so many times in stories and it’s never made any sense to me because it’s only ever mentioned in the story once and only when the author says it’s important to the story 
IMO I always got the impression it was just their nice way of saying the story has limited customization haha 
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Lol, that’s what they might as well say! It won’t make a difference to me! 
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A mafia story isn’t a mafia story without annoying family problems or the mafia leaders son not able to kill anyone bc they’re “different” 
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The pick me girl that gets jealous when the guy falls in love with the girl .
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The mafia according to Episode.
“Everyone knows mafia bois only come in four varieties: Irish, Mexican, Russian, and Italian.”
What did these four nationalities do to deserve this!? (For Russia, I blame the American media and the Cold War.)
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You missed out one more nationality 
It’s Swedish!
Brought to you by Swedish House Mafia.
Ok seriously, they write songs so I’m just trolling right here 
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the girl obsessed with the mafia leader and y/n being kidnapped by the girl or someone who simply doesnt like the mafia leader
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The dialogue of the female MC saying “What are we?” after sleeping together
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NO, NOT THE SWEDISH MAFIA! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
I wonder if they’d like Episode music…
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