In light of some recent happenings, @goth.gaia and a lightning strike of inspiration hit, and I realized that I’ve gotta write the be all end all of Episode cliches/stereotypes. Yeah, that’s right, I’m combining them into one giiiiant parody!
But to do that, I need to know, what are some of the best/worst, favorite/hated cliches/stereotypes you’ve come across on Episode? (that you’d like to see get made fun of)
What about Bad BoyTM quotes? Things like, “you’re not like the other girls.” (But no direct quotes from a story, please! Just paraphrasing would work!)
The parody will be titled “The WORST Story on Episode” and the current description is: “The Bad Boys have taken over, and it’s YOU they want! Can you take the heat or will their passion be too hot??” (Can I do any worse? Anybody get what I just referenced? Lmao)
- Cliches! All the cliches! The ones you hate and the ones you probably hate as well!
- Bad Boys! I’m 200 lines into the first ep and 8 have made an appearance so far!
- A self insert character! (That’s me!)
- So many fourth wall breaks.
- Gratuitous use of the word “like”
- No actual rule/guideline breaking! And not because Episode would ban me so fast… ha… hahaha…
- And many more terrible things!
Tell me how I can make this the worst story you’ve ever experienced please.
Finally, to end this, here is some of the worst dialogue I’ve ever written:
(excuse any mistakes please i’m so sleep deprived but i’m so doing this)
(also i’m so sorry for the long af post lol)