@Cricket_Master killed my family!
#SaveTheUnicorns
@Cricket_Master killed me back in 2004 because I got into Harvard, and she was on the waitlist, and that girl, lemme tell you, she would do anything for Harvard, so joining a cult of people killing Harvard acceptances was nothing for her yo. As for me, she left me a’hauntin’ the Houghton Library there
@Lady-Mehek stole my nephew’s toy truck last Thanksgiving because she wanted to see it go “vroom-vroom” down the highway.
@Cricket_Master is a witch! A true witch, evil to the core, and she has escaped being burned at the stake for centuries now- she killed my great great great great great great great grandpa escaping it in Salem, Oregon back in '12. By which I mean 1812.
@Lady-Mehek, my aunt says that we are actually related to someone hung as a witch in New England so…
Anywho, @Lady-Mehek was colluding with the Russians.
@SomePerson Is that OnePerson who is late to a party but then blames ThatPerson next to them for being the @SomePerson OnePerson who is late to the party.
@L.M.Taylia took my glue stick in kindergarten! I was hungry and I was going to eat the glue but she took it! Sniffles.
Humph. @LukeDaCat yelled that I had a large forehead, an even larger ego, and non-existent eyebrows in front of my imaginary crush!
@LukeDaCat is a liar, liar, pants on fire! I said Nicky Blobber wanted to punch @LukeDaCat and I timed it! You hid in the bathroom for 1 day, 23 hours, and 59 seconds!