Anybody know any one-word insults that aren't swear words?

It’s for a story that I hope to finally publish on Episode to get it out of the way (and I want it to be swear word-free :blush:)

Anyway, by insulting words, I mean words that could offend someone—but only 1 word! I tried looking some up online, but I only got insults that were complete sentences or literal swear words (like b*tch and dumb**s).

I’ll take any insulting word, like buttface! But, if you can’t think of any one-word swear-free insults, you can comment longer insults too!

Just remember, these insults DO NOT go out to anyone AT ALL! They’re just suggestions for me and anyone else who wants to use them!

Thank you!

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dork, dunce, imbecile, airhead

“you’re as useless as the ueue in queue”
“i’m sorry i offended you with my common sense”

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Idiot, moron, fool, jerk, imbecile (my fav) :joy:, nitwit

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Doofus, Halfwit, Knucklehead, Cow, Dingbat

And my personal favorite: Nincompoop

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Tramp, Trollop, Greasy Spinster… :joy::rofl:

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Son of a monkey, pinhead, schlub, crackbrain, airhead, schnook, featherbrain, scatterbrain, chump, dipstick

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Something, you could call a joke - me and my grandma use the word “doorknob” it’s quite amusing to us :rofl:

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Peasant is one that’s fun to say.

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Delusional/Deluded

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nincompoop… :eyes:

ignoramus, klutz, goofus, chowderhead…

all hail the synonym for goofus told by Google itself…meatball :skull::rofl:

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Here’s one that randomly popped into my head: TOENAIL.

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:sweat_smile: I’m sorry but… I cannot hear that insult and not think of this: Youtube Video :rofl: :joy:

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OMG, I must insult someone I hate with this! :joy:

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Idiot, dummy, chicken, brainless, nitwit, doofus, useless, trash,and weird one wet sock
“Stupid people can believe in anything, so you can believe in yourself”
“I think we can all bring something to the discussion and I think you should bring silence”
“You’re more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel”

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I like the insults dimwit or plebeian.

And if it’s long insults, I found this:

  • “I expected nothing, but I’m still disappointed.”
  • Telling a girl you like her moustache.
  • “You are the one gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.”
  • “You’re about as sharp as a marble.”
  • “Your brain cell must be lonely.”
  • “I’d challenge you to a battle of wits but I see that you’ve come unarmed.”

My friend said this to me once: “Get thee behind me, Satan.” :smiling_face_with_tear:

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Aaaaah, I love “plebeian!”

Hang on, gotta go through my Shakespearean insults calendar.

“Get thee behind me, Satan” is from the Bible. Jesus said it to Peter.

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I love these quotes so imma keep going lmao

idk if u can say this in episode cuz of the name but I love this lol
"If Mr. Rodgers was in your neighborhood, he’d move.

“You’re less a person and more a loose collection of personality flaws.”
“The world is a better place when you’re asleep.”
"Apologize to that tree over there for wasting the oxygen that it worked so hard to make.”
“You look like you came from the donation pile”
These are so mean but they are killing me

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I don’t know many insults in general, but my mom’s favorite non-swear word insult is “clown.”

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I don’t know how helpful this is: fool. Maybe I should brush up on my Shakespeare. Loads of non-profane insults throughout.

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Freak, jerk, snitch, thickhead, pig, dummy, shameless, moron, smelly brat, burn

It’s totally funny for me😂

yellow duck yuck yuck

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