Dear Taylor, im so sorry but im not lesbian… i found out yesterday that i was straight, but my aunt is lesbian, so you have a chance there
Next Person: Britney Spears
Dear Taylor, im so sorry but im not lesbian… i found out yesterday that i was straight, but my aunt is lesbian, so you have a chance there
Next Person: Britney Spears
Dear Britney Spears, I’m sorry but I’m not in love with you anymore, after I heard your song criminal I saw you sleeping with that dude in the bed so your cheating on me! I don’t need any cheaters in my life, Plus I found someone better than you ever where. Good luck together!
Next Person : Nicole Scherzinger
Dear Nicole, i loved you for a long time, but after i saw an article with you kissing with Grigor Dimitrov. I Couldn’t love you the same way so… by.
Next: Ariana Grande
Dear Ariana, I’m sorry I just like Frankie more and you CHEATED ON ME WITH PETE SOOO
Break Up With: Ash Ketchum
Ash , I’m so sorry to end it this way but I just , uh I cant keep it in any longer I have to say it ,I love Pikachu, I’m sorry but Pikachu is just cuter than you , yah know
Do : Zuko (from avatar)
Zuko, you have always been my favorite character in Avatar and I’m sorry I have to do this, but we’re over. I keep burning myself when I’m with you because you’re a fire bender! So, I’m sorry but it has to be this way.
Break up with: Demi Lovato
Demi, I know you’ve been going through a lot lately… but I can’t pretend anymore. Our paths did not cross as I had hoped they would. Baby, I’m sorry (I’m not sorry)…
Break up with: Charlie Sheen
Haha, How do you get burned ? I’ve never seen him like turn himself on fire or anything. (Only FireBends) Lol
Lol, “I’m not sorry”
Um. Nobody left me to break up with anyone. So… here you go next person
You will break up with: Kara Danvers/ Supergirl
Hey, you could break up with: Charlie Sheen No one wants to break up with him…
Who’s that?
The main character in “Two and a half men.”
Oh…
Idk who to break up with, so…
Next person: Donald Duck
I’m sorry, Donald, but you’re a total duck
Break up with : Bugs Bunny
Bugs Bunny, were life was great… but you threw my heart away, along with LOve. After all these years you’ve been loving a “Carrot” than me. And you loved a “bunny” You told me you’ll never leave me. But I’m sorry, but hell naw.
Break up with Batman
Sorry, Batman, but I prefer marvel.
Break up with: food
Food <3
Hey, food… I love you and all but my doctor said I need to drink only. I’m sorry boo.
Break up with: LARRAY
HOW DARE YOU. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS.
Break up with Spider-Man ( Tom Holland )