I know you shoot spiderwebs out of your hand and all but this is just not working out bye bisssh
Next Break up with Channing Tatums
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Iām sorry but I canāt date a stripper
Break up with Shawn mendes
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Sigh Look Shawn, I know those songs arenāt about me. If you wanna get back with her, fine. Iām done with you
Break up with: Elizabeth Olsen
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omg love it hahahah
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Dear Elizabeth,
Letās be real. I have no idea who you are, your movies and all that actress dookie. I heard you were famous from a friend and I took that opportunity. But you bore me now. So Iām breaking up with you, yeah. Leave some cash.
Break Up with: A Boogie
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Dear (wth do I call you)ā¦
Im sorry, not sorry!! You cheated on me with a hooker!!! She was so damn ugly as well!!! IF THAT IS YOUR DEFINITION OF āPRETTYā WHAT AM I!! SUPER UGLY!!! it isnāt my fault you crashed the car and it messed up all of my botox! Bye bitch.
Break up with, Halsey
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{Might Be The Wrong Person}
So, baby pull up closer to my momās house cause itās over. Saw girl right in the corner of that mattress that we stole. From my heart, yeah I know, we aināt never gone get closer.
Break up with 6ix9ine.
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Sorry,
But that hair ew. no. your tattoos give me CANCER. You are not relevant anymore.and that voice. what is this a test lab because I have poisoning from your voice.
break up with
Clairo
Dear Clairo
I am really not sorry. I have to end this, itās not me, itās you, everything about you, you hair, your body, your face, I have vote if I see it again and remember all my time I waisted on you. It might sound harsh but I donāt love you, and never did, I just loved your money. Iām sorry itās over!!
Break up with Veronica from Riverdale
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Veronica my love,
Im trying hard to see things from your perspective, but I canāt just get my head that far up my ass!! How do you do it! And honey if your final form wAs a heater, all that plastic would melt. And when they said 74 million people are psychopaths I thought of you crazy bitch. I smelt a cat food container and thought of you once again.
Breakup with Jay Z
Hey Jay,
Listen, you and I have come a long way with this relationship. But, I think itās not gonna work anytime soon. Iām sorry if I made you feel some type of way. I hope you can forgive me.
Break up with Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean) 
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Jack, Jack, Jack. I knowā¦ your a sweet guy and allā¦ a pirate.
But, you cheated on me last night, and I know it. I heard everything. Iām sorry, but bye bish
Break Up With Slenderman.
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Slenderman
your arms are too long, and I canāt look you in the eyes because YOU GOT NONE.
break up with : Casey neistat
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Casey
where do I even start, I donāt know everything about you is just wrong, your smile, your personality and your love, just to name a few. I came here to tell you its over, and GET THE HELL OUT OF ME APARTMENT, I mean my NEW apartment.
Break up with Sam from atypical
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Sam
you are just too autistic for me
Kotas Banks (singer)
Heyā¦ Kotas your just WAY too musical for me, I donāt like wayy too much color.
Break up with Markipler
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Dear Markipler
I only got four words to say to youā¦ YOU ARE UGLY AF!
Break up with Bieber
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Bieber, Bieber. I know you Justin, but you aināt Harry Styles.
Break Up with: Stranger Things
hey, ST, weāve had some great times, but this relationship has completely turned upside downā¦i donāt think we can make it another 11 monthsā¦sorry.
Olaf from frozen
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Olaf, your way too frozen.
Break up With Dustin.
