Netflix,
I have been with you for so long in every state. I have been sobbing and eating ice-cream watching you. I have laughed and cried and screamed staring at you. Butā¦ we arenāt right for eachother. There is more to to life than just you and me and we both know it. So Iāll be the one to break things off. Iām sorry.
Break up with your girlfriend yea yea cause im boredā¦ Haha sorryā¦
Break up with ure fave show
Dear fav show, we have become so distant over the past few months that Iāve completely forgotten your name! Thatās the first reason Iām breaking up with you. For a second one, I am starting to fall for a different show, one which is slowly but surely starting to become more popular than you. Not only does it look like youāre going to be out of my heart, but also out of the spotlight soon. Gasp.
~Break up with: Any animated character (from a movie or tv show)~
I was just sitting near my brother as he was watching Doraemonā¦soā¦
Dear Doraemon,
I love you but I know you donātā¦and I canāt keep doing this anymoreā¦Last time when I wanted you to take me on a date in 22nd century through your time Machine, you refused just because you wanted to help Nobita so isnāt it better if you just date him, marry him and stay with him for the rest of your life?! I guess waiting for you since Iād seen you was soooo not worth itā¦ And recently I watched your new movie stand by me Doraemon and my jaw hit the floor as soon as you promised Nobita to never leave his sideā¦ Now, Iām just gonna tell Shizuka to stop fantasizing about Nobita and move onā¦cuz apparently you two are SOULMATES
Buh-bye and try not to miss me tooo muchā¦ 
Also, Donāt come running back to me when Nobita leaves you for Shizukaā¦
Break up with your favourite novel
Hmmm I actually donāt have a favourite novel at the moment, so Iām just gonna assume I do 
Dear Favourite Novel,
Do you remember where we first met? It was in the library. A talented writer is the one who we should be thankful for for the moments we shared together, but lately Iāve been feeling that your story canāt complete mine (that sounded so trashy lol). I think itās think we both started new chapters in our lives, and find new stories to tell (so did that lol).
Break up with: Maths
Math,
Iām not even the least bit sorry weāre breaking up. You are a pain in the ass, and Iām always forced to have to deal with you during school. You expect so much from me and give me so much homework to do. You are cruel and unforgiving. This relationship is just freaking toxic and I want nothing to do with you anymore.
Anna
Break up with your blanket
Dear blanket,
God I donāt know how to start thisā¦itās just I donāt think youāre able to provide me with the same comfort like you used to. The truth isā¦ Iāve found a better blanket. Now I could say itās not you itās me, BUT it is you! YOU are the problem in this relationship. Why arenāt you as soft as you used to be? You used to be so warm and soft and cuddly. But now, youāre toxic and gross. Itās time to throw this relationship in the laundry (get it? lol)
Break up with your mirror
dear mirror,
this isnāt working out, i just feel uglier with you. every-time i look at you i see ugly. not sure if itās hot in just the room weāre in, but this relationship is suffocating. i think itās time you move on. i know you look at other people the way they look at you. goodbye, mirror. i canāt believe i once loved you.
break up with your hot cheetos
Dear Hot Cheetos,
I just canāt do this anymore. Its not you, itās me. There was once a time where we were both happy, where we had a spark; where we were inseparable. But Iāve now found my happiness somewhere else. I didnāt mean for it to be this way, you were just always out of stock. I waited for you, I really did. I believed that you would come back for me. You didnāt. So I tried something new and I realised Iām the happiest Iāve ever been. I know I couldāve waited longer but, Doritos was always there for me and it just feels right. Im sorry it didnāt work out.
Break up with your Phone 
Dear Phone,
I have always loved you and you know that but I think itās time for us to part ways. Itās not me itās you. youāre a bit old and your screen is all broken, so, Iām leaving you for the newer version of you. Hope you have a good life in the dump. BYE!!!
Break up with your fridge
Oh gosh Fridge, you will never know how much I used to love you. Back when we first met, you were filled with food. And now whenever I open you, all I see are empty shelves, or shelves full of plain groceries. I think the good old days are over for us.
Break up with: Any Episode author
B.u.m.p 
Dear episode author (I canāt think of one lol)
Weāve had our good times and our badsā¦ I have enjoyed reading your stories.
They made me cry and sometimes even made me happy. We had to best times and I will miss you for sure 
But we have to break up. Your last story was TRASH sorry but itās true I had no emotions for it just like how I have no emotions for you sniff anymore. I hope our paths cross again. I will always have you in my heart
sorry this was long lol I got into it
Break up with your parents
Dear Mom and Dad,
Iām sorry thatās itās come to this: but I just canāt stand yāall anymore. You are always checking my phone, always keeping up with everything Iām doing, and itās just too much. Iām sorry that we have to go our separate ways, but just wanted to let you know that Iām still staying here until Iām at least 18
Break up with your boyfriend 
Dearest boyfriend,
You know I loved you and I know you did too but itās just not working. I mean yeahā¦you are pretty hot and allā¦ but thereās no understanding and trust in this relationshipā¦Each time I come back from a business trip, youāre all upon me firing me with questions directed towards: ādid you cheat on me?ā. And Iām sorry but I canāt be in a relationship with no love, understanding, trust and loyalty. Also, Iāve seen you losing interest in me over the past few months and we canāt go on like this. I guess we both need a break to realise whatās good in this relationship and whether we need each otherā¦ so, buh-byeš
Break up with your country
Dear America,
Sorry. Weāre done. Thereās way too many politics and yāall need to chillll. I canāt be with someone whoās spying on my through my Amazon Alexa and rambling on about cOllUsIon and iMpeAcHmeNt! Your complaining over the last 2 years at least as literally gotten yāall nowhere cough clowns cough Yeah so anyway adios weirdo
Break up with food 
Dear food,
I thought we were great in the long run but I guess not. Even though I canāt live without you (literally) I am with water nowā¦ you gave me everything (energy, building materials) but you made me gain weight and I donāt appreciate that. So yeah. Iām so so sorry I will probably regret this but it might be good for me to do this. I love you forever and always 
Bye
Break up with your best friends
Dear Daisy (Brianna) and Aaliyah,
this one actually gonna be really emotional bc I did lose my best friend Daisy
Iām going to always miss you Brianna. I always smiled when I saw I got a message from EVL.Daisy, because I knew it was you coming up with some crazy shit. There was so much that we connected over. We joined Episode and the Forums the same day, November 16th, 2018, we both were crazy friends who loved to tell each other to kill themselves (as a joke of course), love to write and edit, and loved the role play we made. It was of our two characters from a role play we actually met on, a Survivor role play here on the Forums. We decided to make a separate role play of just our characters. Brooke Turner and Luca Rossi get lost and a very interesting story unfolds with lies tears, poison, and some sex. We had the best of times staying up for hours making a story or chatting on Instagram. You were my best friend in the whole wide world. But then I got my phone taken away in February, and by the time I got it back in March, you were gone. Your Instagram was deleted, and no word on the Forums. Your account is still here, @EVL.Daisy , but you havenāt gotten any of my messages. I even check on my other accounts to make sure you hadnāt blocked me or something for some reason. Your messages were gone, your username came up as Instagrammer and linked to no account in the groups we were in, and I have been able to contact you for about 9 months. I really hope you come back, and are ok. Wherever you are, I hope you are having a good life. I really pray to God that you arenāt dead, but even if you are you are living a peaceful life in heaven. Miss you the most 
And to Aaliyah, my current best friend. You have made me smile since day one when we decided to do a WEBTOON together. While thatās gone completely off the rails, our friendship hasnāt. You made sure I was still happy and I didnāt get too upset about Daisy even though we only met in the summer. You always make me laugh and are the craziest bitch haw yee I know and the only one as a matter of fact I love you so much and you are my best friend and will support you through everything and always be there for you! (Her Instagram is @epy_liyah )
now for the joke part
Iām sorry but you guys are just too awesome. I canāt keep up and you make me laugh to hard. I think if we donāt go our separate ways, we will become too good of friends and start calling each other crazy ass things and FaceTiming and keeping each other up until 2 am. Oh wait thatās already happened Iāll miss you the most!
Break up with Episode 