Break Up [Game] 💔

Wow that was
 ummmm never mind lmao. Emotional And kinda funny but sad that @EVL.Daisy hasn’t spoken to you

Sorry this is wayy of topic

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I don’t know why she hasn’t talked to me but I know it’s not bc she hates me as the last time I talked to her was a good conversation. Also she hasn’t been active since February it says

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But thx :heartpulse:

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Break up with Episode :clown_face::clown_face::clown_face:

Dear Episode,

We’ve been trough so much together. It all started when I found out about you from my sister, it was love at first site. You introduced me to a world full of stories and adventure, and I got to experience the thrill of having crushes in campus, but now, the only thing I learn from you is how to write a list filled with people from my school who I’m supposed to kiss. Or how I found out that I’m apparently not supposed to call the police when a bad boy breaks into my house to steal my under garments. And I know that this break up kind of doesn’t make much sense Episode, but it’s a break up nevertheless, so as of today I have officially broken up with you. Farewell.

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Break up with: Your imaginary friend (just pretend you have one, or your childhood imaginary friend)

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Bump~

You’re never there for me all of the time. Not only is it hard to see you always come and go whenever you please but it’s especially difficult when people start to question my sanity during the rare instances when you do show up. My parents are thinking of getting me psychological help because of you and I just don’t think you’re worth the risk of potentially being hospitalized. So goodbye forever, my possibly non-existent lover. It’s for the best.

Break up with

Your cell phone carrier!

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THIS GOT ME :joy::joy::rofl::rofl:

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Gimme someone to break up with lol <3

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Break up with your boyfriend

(If someone finishes the ari reference I will love them forever.)

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CUZ IM BOREDDD
YOU CAN HIT IT IN THE MORNINGGGG
YEAH YEAH LIKE ITS YOURSSSS

you cant help it you gotta love that song :joy:

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I’m questioning whether ur joking or not lol if you are give me someone else xd

That’s the next one I was just continuing the lyrics bc it’s a lowkey bop

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Alright, guess I’m going for it

I’m not the best at this, but I think you knew this was coming, and I know deep inside that you want this too. You’re always gone with your friends, and I want you to have fun, yeah, but you’re never here with me. You’re either at work, or you’re somewhere else, and you won’t even let me know when you’re leaving, and we live together! I’ve tried my best to be the best girlfriend I could be, but it seems like you never see that. I cook for you, buy you presents, and most importantly shower you with love, but that never seems to get through to you, I guess. It’s fine though, I’m sure you’ll find someone that’ll satisfy you, at this point I know it won’t be me.

PBM, break up with a banana lol

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Dear Banana,

We have had a lovely time since I took you off the store shelf and told my mum to pay for you. We enjoyed the ride back home but now it’s time for you to serve your purpose
 This is er- kinda of hard but you’re going to be a smoothie, so, into the blender.

Break up with any of your designer clothes

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Dear, Slippers

Our time has ended for I can no longer fit you, I loved you but you didn’t love me enough to grow on me. I loved the smell of corn chips when I took took you off, but you let other people spread their cornchips in you. Its hard to let you go for since your a size 7 but I now am I size 8. This time has come to an end, I will forever miss your cornchip smell, whenever my dog would take you from you and I would threaten her with my wig, when I licked you.

Goodbye,
Imani

Break up with your: bookbag

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Dear bookbag,

I’m sorry I have too do this, but I’m breaking up with you. ^^*
Every single day at school, you receive love letters from other guys. OTHER GUYS!!! ^
^*
I always thought that you were into girls, but I was wrong apparently. ^^*
I’m tired of this relationship where you steal all the cute guys ^
^*
So
Goodbye! ^_^*

Break up with your best friend’s ex-boyfriend

Dear best friend’s ex-boyfriend,

I think we both saw this coming for a while now, but it’s finally time for it to come to an end. I can’t do this anymore. Our relationship, it causes too much pain to me and my best friend. I miss her, and I’m not going to jeopardize our relationship any longer just to be with you. This was a mistake, I’m sorry. Bros before hoes. :v:

Break up with your favorite pair of jeans

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