Wow that was⊠ummmm never mind lmao. Emotional And kinda funny but sad that @EVL.Daisy hasnât spoken to you
Sorry this is wayy of topic
Wow that was⊠ummmm never mind lmao. Emotional And kinda funny but sad that @EVL.Daisy hasnât spoken to you
Sorry this is wayy of topic
I donât know why she hasnât talked to me but I know itâs not bc she hates me as the last time I talked to her was a good conversation. Also she hasnât been active since February it says
But thx 
Break up with Episode 


Dear Episode,
Weâve been trough so much together. It all started when I found out about you from my sister, it was love at first site. You introduced me to a world full of stories and adventure, and I got to experience the thrill of having crushes in campus, but now, the only thing I learn from you is how to write a list filled with people from my school who Iâm supposed to kiss. Or how I found out that Iâm apparently not supposed to call the police when a bad boy breaks into my house to steal my under garments. And I know that this break up kind of doesnât make much sense Episode, but itâs a break up nevertheless, so as of today I have officially broken up with you. Farewell.
Break up with: Your imaginary friend (just pretend you have one, or your childhood imaginary friend)
Bump~
Youâre never there for me all of the time. Not only is it hard to see you always come and go whenever you please but itâs especially difficult when people start to question my sanity during the rare instances when you do show up. My parents are thinking of getting me psychological help because of you and I just donât think youâre worth the risk of potentially being hospitalized. So goodbye forever, my possibly non-existent lover. Itâs for the best.
Break up withâŠ
Your cell phone carrier!
THIS GOT ME 



Gimme someone to break up with lol <3
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Break up with your boyfriend
(If someone finishes the ari reference I will love them forever.)
CUZ IM BOREDDD
YOU CAN HIT IT IN THE MORNINGGGG
YEAH YEAH LIKE ITS YOURSSSS
you cant help it you gotta love that song 
Iâm questioning whether ur joking or not lol if you are give me someone else xd
Thatâs the next one I was just continuing the lyrics bc itâs a lowkey bop
Alright, guess Iâm going for it
Iâm not the best at this, but I think you knew this was coming, and I know deep inside that you want this too. Youâre always gone with your friends, and I want you to have fun, yeah, but youâre never here with me. Youâre either at work, or youâre somewhere else, and you wonât even let me know when youâre leaving, and we live together! Iâve tried my best to be the best girlfriend I could be, but it seems like you never see that. I cook for you, buy you presents, and most importantly shower you with love, but that never seems to get through to you, I guess. Itâs fine though, Iâm sure youâll find someone thatâll satisfy you, at this point I know it wonât be me.
PBM, break up with a banana lol
Dear Banana,
We have had a lovely time since I took you off the store shelf and told my mum to pay for you. We enjoyed the ride back home but now itâs time for you to serve your purpose⊠This is er- kinda of hard but youâre going to be a smoothie, so, into the blender.
Break up with any of your designer clothes
Dear, Slippers
Our time has ended for I can no longer fit you, I loved you but you didnât love me enough to grow on me. I loved the smell of corn chips when I took took you off, but you let other people spread their cornchips in you. Its hard to let you go for since your a size 7 but I now am I size 8. This time has come to an end, I will forever miss your cornchip smell, whenever my dog would take you from you and I would threaten her with my wig, when I licked you.
Goodbye,
Imani
Break up with your: bookbag
Dear bookbag,
Iâm sorry I have too do this, but Iâm breaking up with you. ^^*
Every single day at school, you receive love letters from other guys. OTHER GUYS!!! ^^*
I always thought that you were into girls, but I was wrong apparently. ^^*
Iâm tired of this relationship where you steal all the cute guys ^^*
SoâŠGoodbye! ^_^*
Break up with your best friendâs ex-boyfriend
Dear best friendâs ex-boyfriend,
I think we both saw this coming for a while now, but itâs finally time for it to come to an end. I canât do this anymore. Our relationship, it causes too much pain to me and my best friend. I miss her, and Iâm not going to jeopardize our relationship any longer just to be with you. This was a mistake, Iâm sorry. Bros before hoes. 
Break up with your favorite pair of jeans