Break Up [Game] 💔

E_bee · May 3, 2020, 3:39pm

this is so much better than mine

idiot.exe · May 3, 2020, 3:41pm

Hey phone, I’m sorry it had to come to this, but you leave me no choice. I’m done with you slowing me down with your laggy system. No matter how many updates you release, they’ll never be as good as a new phone. I want to have episode links, profiles, but I can’t with someone like you. Android is overrated anyway, I’m getting an iPhone XXX73829 with a 6-pack camera. This is goodbye, don’t call me or text me, not that you can anyway.

please don’t crash, phone, I don’t mean it for real!

Break up with these forums

idiot.exe · May 3, 2020, 3:52pm

Dear nightstand, I’d like to inform you that I’m taking you out.

Not on a date, I’m taking you out like garbage. I’m tired, not because I haven’t slept in 3 days, but because you keep getting in my way. Literally. I can barely get to my bed, you’re so big! I can literally fit 73 lamps on you AND my alarm clock. Speaking of alarm clocks, why don’t you silence it for me? You’re way closer! Also, stop sitting in the corner of my eye in the middle of the night, I keep thinking you’re a demon or something.

I’m getting a new nightstand, except this time I expect it to be high quality, smaller, and not a cheap ripoff I bought from the grocery store for $5.

i did both because you two posted at the same time

E_bee · May 3, 2020, 4:21pm

i couldn’t

idiot.exe · May 3, 2020, 4:36pm

You made me break up with my phone, you have to

E_bee · May 3, 2020, 5:16pm

you’re right, you gave up a lot

NEW_IDEAS · May 3, 2020, 11:09pm

Dear phone, you have no space. We’re over.

Get some.

Break up with your Forum Account.

E_bee · May 3, 2020, 11:12pm

Dear forums, you have treated me well and i will love you forever, but i cannot go on like this. My last thread only got 1 like and 2 comments. I’ve given all I have and put my heart and soul into it. Knowing that you’ll only give me 1 like shows that I wanted this relationship more than you. I’ll see you… never again.

Break up with your bed

idiot.exe · May 4, 2020, 9:24am

this is way harder

Dear bed, I’m breaking up with you. You’re way too uncomfortable and I can’t sleep well because of you. You’re so stiff, you’d be better off as a brick. I might’ve spent the whole with you, but this is goodbye. I’m getting a new bed, until then I’m sleeping in the tub. It’s way more comfortable.

Break up with your sock

E_bee · May 4, 2020, 9:28am

To spotty sock, I am breaking up with you. We’ve been together for a while now and together we’ve shared incredible memories but after finding your pair under the sofa, I think you two are meant to be more than us two. I’m sorry it didn’t work out. Hope you find love with your other sock…

Break up with your Minecraft girlfriend/boyfriend

Writers.Block.Phobia · May 6, 2020, 6:06pm

Dear Blue ranch dorito chips…
I’m sorry to say. But no. We can’t anymore. The first few times were so good and pure. But now, it’s just not possible. With every bite, I can feel your taste slipping away from me. It’s not how it used to be. You changed. Your flavor just… changed. I wish I could tell you I love you one last time. but it would be lying.
Bye. Forever.

Break up with your favorite episode love interest.

dani.elle · May 8, 2020, 7:20pm

Dear beloved toothbrush,
We’ve spent so many wonderful and intimate moments together and there’s no easy way to say this but… i found someone new. my mom has encouraged me to interact with other human like lifeforms and has forbid my relationship with you. i truly hope youll find other uses for yourself. thank you for taking care of ma teeth.

Break up with the child in your basement

E_bee · May 9, 2020, 10:37am

Dear Olivia of grade 1, I am sorry that you have had to spend a long time away from your parents, but you were the easiest to snatch from your school. I have been thinking, and your classmate, Melissa is way better looking than you so i plan on taking her and getting rid of you. I might sell you to one of my friends or drop you off in an alleyway - I haven’t decided yet, but just know that you’ll never see me again. Yes, i’m breaking up with you. It just didn’t work out as I had hoped. Good luck finding your way home!

Break up with your 1 hour long shower

JoannaKRain · May 9, 2020, 1:28pm

Dear long shower,
SNIFFLES
I love you so so much… But I have to let you go, Phone is waiting for me. And this just isn’t working out! I haven’t been completely honest with you-- I guess what I’m trying to say is… I’ve been cheating on you with Phone.
He just gets me, you know? I’m so so sorry.
I love you, though.
Break up with chocolate

writtenbyro · May 9, 2020, 8:59pm

Dear chocolate,

You know how much I love your 12-pack, especially during this quarantine… But It’s time to let you go.
I will miss how you melt when I touch you with my fingers…
I will miss how every time I hold you, I want to lick my fingers off.
I will miss how you were there for me every time I had my period…
But, this relationship isn’t healthy anymore.
I will always love you, and maybe when I’m on my next period, we will meet again.

Break up with your sleep

Episode_critic · May 10, 2020, 3:52am

Sleep, I’m sorry. I just don’t think this is working out. You are ONLY pleased when we’re in bed. I…I just can’t. You’re so controlling. You want me to do you in the middle of the day, and you’re always trying to get me in the mood. I am ALWAYS in the mood, but I can’t. I have responsibilities. And…there’s someone else. Rest has my heart now. I can do Rest while I take care of things like a responsible person. Yes, I know Rest is your triplet. Yes, I know I dated your other triplet Nap before you, and that didn’t work out for me either. But I really think Rest and I are forever.

Break up with your favorite Episode story

E_bee · May 11, 2020, 9:31pm

Corona,

You’ve done me well - you’ve made me not see my maths teacher for a month, you’ve let me stay inside away from annoying people and you’ve made my bed my number one priority. For that, I love you. But you’ve done other things too. You’ve messed the hell up of my sleep schedule, you’ve made me be lonely, you’ve made me eat my weight and you’ve made my bed so comfortable all of a sudden?! You’ve kept me away in my house for too long. I simply cannot live like this anymore. Goodbye Rona.

Break up with your mirror reflection

NEW_IDEAS · May 11, 2020, 11:49pm

mirror reflection

I don’t like you sometimes, most of the time I do, you help me see my reactions, you make me feel confident in myself at my looks but I suppress them to be humble.
You are a gorgeous look of me but I have to let you go because you feed my pride.

I thought I was gonna be melancholy and hating my face with this like everyone loves to hear but I’m not and I hate you for it!!! We’re over.

You used to scare me as child , I thought you would move without me moving, I’d go to the sink in the kitchen to wash my hands because you weren’t there and if I looked at you you might move without me moving, follow me, kill me.

We’re over. Goodbye.

Break up with your lips and lipstick and 50 boyfriends and your mouth and talking and seeing and hearing and your emotions that you are forced to live with FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER.

rleyva · May 15, 2020, 8:52pm

Lipsticks,

it’s not me it’s you. you’re never around and sometimes i’ve always wondered what i’ll look like without you around.
i guess i’m just so used to being with you that i can’t even go out and do anything without you by my side.
but i just have to move on. we both have to move on.
i guess this is goodbye… hope to see you again… in two months…

farewell, my lovely.

Break Up With Michael Jackson!

nicollil · May 17, 2020, 5:00pm

Dear Michael Jackson,
I’m sorry to say this but we are totally breaking up. It’s not me but you. Your moonwalks are creeping me out and I only dated with you because you made lots of money. I hope to see you never. P.S why did I even date you in the first place ?

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