I said that Iāve never actually listened to his songs before. To be very honestā¦ I didnāt even know who he was until now But now I feel like listening to him later, so I might actually end up liking his songs
And to stay on topicā¦
Dear crush,
Iām breaking up with you because YOU NEVER NOTICE ME! I guess thatās partly my fault cause I donāt try to have a proper conversation with you, but its your fault as well. Oh and also, youāre way too smart, it makes me feel like a dumb little child when Iām around you. So this is the end, farewell.
Sun, we used to have a beautiful relationship. You kept me toasty warm, and I was happy. But ever since Iāve moved, youāve just been more distant. I donāt see you as often, and even when you shine, youāre just not as warm as you used to be. Iām sorry, but weāre done. Iāve found another love, you know him, but I wonāt say his name here. Goodbye, Sun.
Such a beautiful taste you have, we once had a blossoming relationships, such flavors of everything you have gave to meā¦ until you havenāt seen me in a whileā¦ you then started giving me aches and become cold because of it. You were cheating on meā¦ letting other people taste youā¦ Iām sorryā¦ I canāt take it anymoreā¦ I must goā¦
Internetā¦ Youāre so slow for me. While, you work at the speed of light for others. Why- why do you hate me so much? You always leave my side when I need you the most! You left at both my forum weddings even though I told you they were just a roleplay! Your jealousy and hatred drove me away. I can no longer be with you, internet. Bye forever!
ListenāRedā youāve been the colour of my walls for nine years but I just feel like youāre too strong a colour for my meek bedroomāiām truly, truly sorryāIāll be moving onto white my darling.
Well I donāt actually have one at the moment, but letās pretend I do
Dear favourite antagonist,
I love the way you always come up with cruel plans to prevent the hero/heroine from being happy. You always get in the way, and your evilness inspired me to appreciate my own dark side. Yes youāre evil, but that is why youāre my favourite and the reason I fell in love with you. However lately I realised that youāve been taking things too far. I get it, being hurtful, selfish and cruel is your motto, but there is a limit to everything. It hurts me to see the main character suffer further, especially when theyāve done nothing to make you so horrid towards them in the first place. So long!
Iām sorry but you act so distant like your part of another Family. Like your the head of another house hold you never spend the night. All I get is a āGood Morningā when I try to talk to you. You donāt act like weāre together when you invite the nieghborhood.
Iāve come to accept the fact that you spend WAY more time at Aliceās house. But I just canāt do this anymore, Iām leaving and taking the swing set.
When I first set my eyes on you, you were this fluffy ball of greatness. We took the time to get to know each other and I thought that you were the one. How wrong I was. You are so self centered and you jump at the sound of everything little thing. I canāt stand being with such a pussy. Weāre done.
Microwave,
We had such good times together, I would open the cans for you and you would cook them. In the beginning you were passionate about your cooking and love life. But somewhere along the line your wattage went way down. All you do now is bake my food halfway.Well Iām done. Iāve had enough of half baked relationships. Iām sorry but weāre over. Iām leaving you for the oven. Donāt try to talk your way out of this. Goodbye.
im sorry toil. ive given you a lot of crap and i think its my time to move on. we had some good talks. you even held my baby (my phone) for a minute. im gonna miss you so much but i have to greater feelings for the sink. im done. goodbye
Iāve been in this relationship for a while now, and frankly you just act like a stalker. You wear a suit of black and creep along the edges of my room. I canāt tell you how many times Iāve woken up in the middle of the night, to you staring at me from the shadows. I can barely tell when you are here and when you arent. Sorry but I canāt do this anymore. It was cute when you were 9 but now you just need to grow out of this. Break up with food
Food, you are one of the best things that has ever happened to me and I fear I get attached. Every day- from morning till nighā. My mouth stuffed in the beautiful essence of you. I feel as if Iām distracted from everything I do and I just canāt live. Iām so sorry. (we can still hook up tho)
Moto weāre through!
I know that your a ladies man, I know all about your hide and seek games. And I accepted that!! But I canāt deal with all your narsistic comments. You constantly flirt and show off your muscles to other girls. I know you acted in a movie you donāt have to remind me every second!!!
IM SICK OF IT!!! WE ARE THROUGH!!! Break up with your favorite Disney character
listen Flynn Rider yāknow how much I love you but I just canāt handle the fact that youāre a wanted criminal - please get your act together or Iām stealing Maximus.
Listen hot cocoa weāve had a good run. Youāve been there since my childhood. Weāve shared so many memories together. This is hard for me cause youāve never given me any reason to do this. But weāre done, I want you to know that this has nothing to do with you. I just have so many other drinks to try, and Iāve spent years drinking you. I know you probably are destroyed but, there are other things for me. I wish you the best.
But now I feel like listening to him later, so I might actually end up liking his songs 
