- Chokablock is that even how you spell it? lol
- Having a dart/durry
- Rack off
- Froffie
- True Blue
- I think this is just in my city but “Having a dip at someone”
I don’t even know half of these O.o



Oh no
I am…a fraud 
“Having a sticky beak”
“Having a cold one”
“Arvo”
“Avo”
“Chuck a sickie”
“Chuck a u-ey”
“Damo bailed on us”
“Bogan”
“Cactus”
“Dag”
“Flamin’ galah”
“Sanga”
“Servo”
I could go on and on but I’m gonna stop there 
I’m half Australian too, so that definitely counts!
Cactus is slang?
Yeah, like “Jack got in a fight and when I got there he was cactus”


¡¡¡ɹǝʇsodɯᴉ uɐ sᴉ ǝsoɹǝqɯ∀
Don’t shame me like this!
¡¡ǝnuᴉʇuoɔ oʇ ʇuǝɯʌǝᴉɔǝp sᴉɥʇ ʍollɐ ʇ,uɐɔ I ¡¡¡ɥʇnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ʍouʞ ʇsnɯ ʎǝɥʇ
lolol my eyes genuinely hate me for trying to read upside down writing
Spotted: another fraud
Lol this has happened to me so many times. Those spoons man 
Lol same
When it’s Spring in Melbourne but it’s still cold 
Spring is just a less intimidating version of Winter 

Yep, and I’ve just gotten sick 
so cold tonight can’t wait until we get warm weather before it gets ridiculous hot
I’m sick toooo
I’ve been sick ever since winter hit and I have not recovered since.