Yes! I bet some people think a one night stand is romance… Like no! Thats a hook up!
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I don’t mind something like one night stands being in a romance story sometimes but the story still needs to emphasise and develop the love
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Hmm, also ‘tall like a tree’ or ‘climb him like a tree’ because Jesus it’s one of the most ridiculous I wanna have sex lines I’ve ever read
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…Spider Monkey.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAENIWEFBFIWNWDIWF!
That is hilarious and I bet that’s true, and yet the authous still give them athletic bodies when they don’t even work out or stretch! Like what?!
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“__ slammed me against the wall”
“She was the one for me”
Creep- “What’s a girl like you doing here all by herself?”
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Exactlyyyy
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Blockquote
“What’s a girl like you doing here all by herself?”
“Oh, nothing…just thinking of who I should murder next.”
Casually swings gun around
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This may not be common but the word “tantalizing.”
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Or “I was so hungry for her”
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Bump!
Oh my god, yes! I thought I was the only one who knew this 
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Their breath is always described as being “minty” 
even after a dinner date scene or something.
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Also makes me think of the statues that appear to have had their packages fall off completely.
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Instead of smelling of food. We just have to assume that they chewed some gums after the dinner
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Or strawberries, even after throwing up.
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,His abs were sculpted by the Gods"
,His towel was hanging dangerously low"
,Droplets of water were dripping from him"
,I was trying my hardest to not look down" (y’know the context)
And he’s like ,are you enjoying the view?/take a picture it will last longer"
I swear it’s not a romance story if you don’t walk into your LI in the shower or walk in and they’re naked.
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“Why can’t I stop thinking of her/him?”
“I never met someone like you.”
BOY, you’re lying 
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That makes me revolt in disgust thinking about that.
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“his towel was hanging dangerously low” sheez y’all this is a 13+ app, I scream internally.
“I was trying my hardest not to look down” someone should write “I was trying my hardest not to look down…at his icky toenails.” In their story.
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