Frrrrr Omds
Like do u not know how to lock a door? 
No Episode character in a romance story even knows what a door lock is. 
Exactly 

And then the MC is like ‘turn around’
And then the bad boy/girl goes ‘nothing I haven’t seen before.’
N it just so messed, I really can’t read romance stories, it’s too much.
IWDIHWIUB- PLSSS
“Her red minidress hugged her sexy curvaceous hips.”
- Curves (like “the sexy dress hugged her curves” or smthn cringey like that)
- Growled, Purred, other animal-related verbs (why does the LI have to “growl” his words? Like, are we dating a stray dog?)
- Taste (anything relating to how the other person “tastes” is cringe to me)
- Tree (why he always gotta be a tree? where’s the love for my short homies?)
That’s all I can think of at the moment.
LMAO!
There’s always the words:
-sexy
-hot
-smoking
-devilish
-billionaire or CEO
-mafia
-broken
bump! 
Climb
Like - pls don’t use similes you disgrace them
Little
Thing
Oh and I love how they say they love each other when they’ve only had a purely sexual relationship. Of course there’s nothing wrong with that, but I’d argue that that alone isn’t love.
Yeah, it’s just lust, not love.
Crave
Have
Need
Accurate
Exactly! This is where all the miscommunication for stories start. Almost every episode original along with a few other episode writers have some kind of miscommunication within the plot. They think that they love someone when in all honesty, It’s really just lust. The really messed up part with it is that they purely want a s*xual relationship yet they convince themselves to think otherwise. Apparently some authors think this is a form of “character development.” It’s not. I swear 90% of stories would be more than 10-20 episodes shorter if there was better communication between characters.
No hate or disrespect to any writer, just stating some things I have seen in stories I’ve read.
I see no lie here 
Lmao I laughed out loud reading this 
same cause episode would actually do this ![]()
He looked like a Greek God:new_moon_with_face:![]()
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Who’d want to be compared to a Greek god, though? They were all lecherous schemers who, uh.
Zeus and Hera were siblings.
”Damn” insert flirt sexy fingerbite ![]()
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