Contradictions 🧐

Something happened to me this morning that made me realize I have some contradictions about myself. So, it got me wondering if anyone else has them, what they are and if they’re weird/funny like mine, haha. Let’s play a game where we say contradictions about ourselves :hugs:

For example:

  1. I’m a certified medical assistant but large quantities of blood makes me sick.

  2. I’m a southerner, but don’t like seafood or gumbo.

  3. I hate tomatoes but like ketchup.

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i have many orange clothes, but my least favourite colour is orange

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Ooo, I’m from the South, too, but I live in Hawaii currently!

I am part if the cool crowd, but all of my friends are weirdos :joy: In their defense, so am I.

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I love the emo/goth/alt aesthetic but I don’t wear any of the aesthetics clothes.

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I love Black Clothes and I do have many but I don’t wear them

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I’m an Episode LI, but I’m aromantic.*

*I’m not IRL.

This would be an interesting premise, tbh.

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I’m a teacher but I hate kids

Sorry that’s kinda sad but it’s all I could think of

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I give really very good advice but never try them in my own life :person_facepalming:

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I’m smart but I thought 2 + 2 =5

(sorry that was lame)

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I like pickled cucumbers but hate other pickled food

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I have nothing to do but I don’t have enough time

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I love people but hate personalities :woman_facepalming:t4::woman_facepalming:t4::woman_facepalming:t4:

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We have to have war in order to have peace

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I love musicals but hate to dance and suck at singing :money_mouth_face:

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I am an artist but I hate art

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This one hit too close home- :skull:

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I love the ocean but kind of scared of it

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Iam passionate about art but make almost no progress each time i draw. :smiley:

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me toooo :pensive::raised_hand:t2:

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I am hardworking but lazy

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