Granted! But… umm… they can’t grant your wish?
I wish @AS007 wasn’t trying to beat the system.
Granted, but…oh, what the heck? Whatever! 
I wish Episode would introduce celebrities like Elisha Cuthbert or Matt Damon.
Granted! But they would have poorly written storys.
I wish, I was a great episode writer.
Granted, but no one would actually read the episodes.
I wish I could unlock all the Episode hidden outfits for INK.
Granted, but the animation would make them look choppy.
I wish dragons were real.
Granted, but they will take over the world, destroy humanity and make the earth look like hell.
I wish that my English teachers didn’t make us read depressing stories.
Granted, but then you would start getting depressed every moment for no reason.
I wish that I could get free gems on Episode.
Granted! But you’d never have any passes.
I wish to have magic.
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Granted! But each time you use it, you become more corrupt.
I wish I could watch Love, Simon right now.
Granted! But the movie will stop right in the juicy part.
I wish I had a life 
Granted, but no one else would.
I wish I could think of something to wish.
Granted! But someone else would post before you got to say it. c;
I wish my clothes didn’t randomly go missing.
Granted, but they would be shorter in size than what they were before.
I wish Pandora hadn’t opened that damn box.
Granted, but you would have 
I wish that animals could talk
Granted, but they’d speak in numerous languages that you can’t understand.
I wish that I had more time.
Granted, but you’ll have too much time. That means you’ll survive catastrophes, and you’ll become immortal. You’ll always exist in this universe.
I wish to be able to see better. (I have myopia)
Granted! You will be able to see far away objects clearly, but closer ones will become blurry and look similar to giant floating grapes. (?)
I wish sponge cake and buttercream frosting were easier to make.
Granted… It became easier to make but your cake pan is so tiny, you can only make the cake the size of a coin.
I wish I had a pet unicorn.
Granted! But it eats humans.
I wish to eat a chocolate cake.
Granted, but you’ll get very ill after eating such a large, decadent cake.
I wish that money grew on trees.