Granted! But then the trees would all be taken over by beavers
I wish I dont smell so bad
Granted! But your dad is constantly third wheeling.
I wish I could breathe underwater
Granted, but water becomes toxic to your body after 30 seconds of immersion.
I wish that I had more food.
Granted, But it’s all stale.
I wish that I could speak every language ever to exist in the UNIVERSE
Granted! 
but, Each time you speak a language different from your original you age 3 years ahead.
I wish I could write the next “Lord of The Rings” (A book series that’s as good as Lord Of The Rings)
Granted! But it wouldn’t get any publicity.
I wish for a long life!
Xx
Granted. But you will get old faster
I wish to be prettier
Granted, But you will get uglier inside.
I wish that i could grant all my wishes
Granted, but you’re so powerful that you literally explode.
I wish to be a good scientist.
Granted, but you become too good and create something that destroys humanity.
I wish to have unlimited money
Granted. But you will lose all your friends.
I wish to have more true friends
Granted, but you’ll have twice as many true haters.
I wish that I could stop craving salt.
Granted! Instead you’d crave human hearts, but on the bright side you could stay young and hot forever?
I wish that I was the evil queen of the forums. (
)
Granted but you can never wear a crown ever again.
I wish for better posture.
Granted! But you would forever have to stay in the position!
I wish I could met my favorite youtuber
Granted but they would quit Youtube forever.
I wish for more wishes
Granted, you can have all the wishes you want, but none of them would come true.
I wish I would stop growing up.
Granted! But everyone around you will still grow old and die.
I wish for more water painting paper?
Granted, but you’ll never amount to anything in real life.
I wish to be a dancer.
Granted, but you’ll have trouble sleeping for the next month.
I wish that boredom didn’t exist.