Granted! But you have to live without clocks then. How will you ever know what time it is?
I wish I had 3000 kittens
Granted, but you’ll fall to ur doom.
I wish I could be a Princess with @KACY_Episode
Granted but you’ll be the only princess, KACY would be dethroned. Lol.
I wish studying was not boring.
Granted, but you would find studying so much fun that you wouldn’t do anything else. For your entire life.
I wish that I could meet some of my favourite book fictional characters.
Granted, but they will hate you from the moment they see you.
I wish I could pass all my classes
Granted, but you’ll finish each course with only 0.1% above the failing grade.
I wish ideas were easier to generate.
Granted, but all your ideas are destructive and the world is destroyed forever.
I wish to be a famous artist.
Granted. But u can’t leave the drawing room or wherever u draw at.
I wish to have infinite passes every day to use and read my favorite stories on episode!
Granted, but the stories would be deleted.
I wish that Unicorns were still alive
Granted, but they eat human beings.
I wish to be a doctor.
Granted! But you’d be a great doctor and have too many patients you wouldn’t be able to heal them all.
I wish my mum cooked latkes everyday.
Granted, but everyone always eats them before there are any left for you. 
I wish to be a Cool Person™.
Granted, but instead of being a Cool Person™, you’ll be a Co0I Pers0n™, the off brand version.
I wish I could throw away the sweater I’m wearing. I hate it.
@Starlynn Granted but then you wear an even worse one. 
I wish I could read minds?
Granted but you hate everyone!
I wish my story would get 100 reads the day I publish.
LMAO I ALREADY HATE EVERYONE BAHAHHAHAH sooo 
Granted, but it won’t ever go past 100 reads
I wish to have a wish with no negative effects
Granted but it won’t have any positive effects either.
I wish to get good grades in my exam.
Granted. But only your grades will not get past good.(like excellent)
I wish to be the fastest in running on Saturday cause there’s something like a competition held by the school for sports.
Granted but the slowest person wins.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of chocolate.