I wish that I can travel through time whenever I want.
Granted, but you will age 1 year every time you do.
I wish that my Wi-Fi was faster!
Granted, but you won’t be able to download anything.
I wish that I could write and speak in a clearer manner.
Granted, but you won’t be able to understand anything.
I wish I could get more sleep
Granted! you would, by falling asleep during classes/work and conversations
i wish being a teenager wasn’t so akward

Granted! But after you turn 20, your entire life is awkward! 
I wish I could give Totoro a big hug,
Granted, but Totoro wouldn’t hug you back.
I wish I could get things done more efficiently.
Granted, but your work would not be appreciated. Sorry if that came on offensive.
I wish my hair reached my hips and that it was beautifully wavy. :3
Granted! But it would take 7 years to grow that long and would break off easily.
I wish my friends would win their volleyball game.

Granted, but the other team will get the recognition.
I wish I could write a whole book.
Granted but it will only have one word.
I wish to be immortal and stay young.
Granted but to stay immortal you’ll live in a tank filled with water and wont be able to get out.
I wish I would get A+ in all of my tests for the rest of my life.
Granted, but you’ll get a tan as soon as your holiday is over.
I wish I had more paper.
Granted, but every time you touch a piece, it crinkles.
I wish that I could will myself to do exercise.
Granted. But u can’t do anything else.
I wish to have holiday everyday.
Granted, but you will be penniless.
I wish I am an immortal.
Granted but u will grow older by 1 year old every day.
I wish to pass my exams. (as long as I pass I’ll be happy) 
Granted, but your exam will be mere grade 1 questions.
I wish I was as tall as my cousins.
Granted but instead your cousins will be the same height as you.
I wish to not have school.
Granted! but you’ll immediately advance to having an office job.
i wish my teacher likes the suprise music video I’m shooting for her birthday to her favorite song.
i’m showing it to her tomorrow