Granted but there’ll be no divorce for marriages.
I wish I was insomniac.
Granted, and you’ll never have to sleep ever again.
I wish I could go into the dark and find foods.
Granted; they will always yell, and they will always have a reason.
I wish that my phone wouldn’t get so hot whenever I try to use it.
Granted! instead it will get extremely cold, almost reaching absolute zero!
i wish my curly hair wasn’t so hard to braid.
wish granted but you won’t actually get to braid it once it’s easier to braid
I wish to get into my dream college!
Granted! But you will not be able to actually go to it.
I wish to go to McDonald’s.
granted but you can not buy anything
I wish to live in a mansion in Silicon Valley
granted, but you can’t eat any of it (or inhale it)
btw I like your profile pic
I wish for happiness
Granted, but it will only last for a minute
I wish that I had a sister
Granted but she will be evil.
I wish to not go to school
Granted. You live in the school. Now you don’t have to go to school. 
I wish I could study quickly.
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Granted, but you won’t get what you are studying means.
I wish my notebook is thick so I won’t have to but again.
But? Do u mean buy?
Granted, but it’ll weigh 1000 pounds and you have to take it to every class
I wish I could teleport
Granted, but you’ll never have dreams either
I wish I could play the saxophone (Idk how to spell it)
Granted but you could never stop playing it.
I wish I could eat a Twizzler.
Granted, but thats all you’ll ever eat
I wish I could have some fried chicken rn
Granted, but I will steal your fried chicken before you can eat it. LOL I just came back from eating fried chicken for dinner.
I wish for a bed that makes itself in the mornings.
Granted, but it’ll make itself while you’re in it
I wish i could have one of those lobster by biscuits from red lobster yumm
Granted, but you’ll get food poisining.
I wish i wasnt too lazy to go get food