Granted, but it will never be sunny again for the rest of your life
I wish that I could fly with a flying potato
Granted, but you’ll be made into french fries
I wish I could get my dog to stop peeing on my bed 
Granted, but he will pee on the couch instead.
I wish that Hogwarts existed ;-;
(You’re probably going to say I would be a muggle XD)
Granted, but you’ll be picked on by Malfoy
I wish I had a hamster
Granted, but he/she will die the next day
I wish I had a shoe liner
Granted, but it will turn evil and destroy earth and the human race that went dark really fast
I wish that this one song was on spotify
Granted but u can’t listen to it.
I wish to do whatever I want
Granted, but you have to do what you don’t want.
I wish I wasn’t afraid of anything.
Granted, but everyone will be afraid of you.
I wish that there were more hours in a day.
Granted but those hours will be made extra school hours.
I wish to stay in shape without working out.
Granted, but then you’d be sued for the decline of sales of PT businesses and gyms across the world (LOL that made no sense 
)
I wish I could afford a ferrari 
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Granted. You can afford it but you can never buy it.
I wish that school was over already (May 31, where are you?!).
granted but it will start again on May 2nd.
I wish I could be on the forums forever…
Granted, but you can no longer use the app. (Mwahahahaha!!! 
)
I wish I could eat as much food as I can without losing any weight.
Granted but you will gain weight on every bite u take.
I wish I don’t have school
Granted. You’ll have to work 84-hour work weeks instead.
I wish I was nocturnal.
Granted. However people will still force you to be awake during the day.
I wish this wish gets corrupted.
Granted, but its corrupt properties will only last for half a second.
I wish I could remember things more often.
Granted, but nobody will remember you.
I wish that there wouldn’t be ANY mentally sick people that do horrible things in this world.
Granted. But…
lol idk b0i
I wish I didn’t have to wish