Granted, but you won’t be able to post in that thread anymore.
I wish my tablet’s battery would last longer.
Granted but u will have to do it all today
I wish I don’t have to study
Granted, but than you will get the worst grade and the teacher will get mad and throw you off a cliff 
i wish people will stop teasing me on my fear of wasps ;c
Granted but animals will instead
I wish I’m at home
Granted, but you will not meet the outside world again.
I wish I have a potato to eat with.
Granted but only a bite and that’s all you’ll ever eat in your life (I’m evil lol 
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I wish I have unlimited data to use
Granted, but there will not be any signal for you to use.
I wish I have a talking potato.
Granted but u can’t talk instead
I wish I can use all the data I want to for FREE
Granted, but you will be in a rural area forever and there will not have any signal.
I wish I can talk to animals.
Granted but the animals won’t talk to u
I wish I have signal and data to use for free
Granted, but your phone battery will be dead forever.
I wish I can touch the sun and make it out alive.
Granted but u will not be alive when u make it out cuz u can’t breathe without oxygen.
I wish the next topic won’t have @Secretz_lol posting on it
It alr happened tho
Granted, but @Secretz_lol will still continue to post on this thread and annoy you forever.
I wish I have a treehouse.
Granted, but I’ll be a creepr stalker who stalks you 24/7
I wish I am an alien in Pluto.
Granted but u will be like a baby
I wish to finish my story and submit it before the deadline
U’ll really help me on my hw?
Granted, but I’ll sabotage your hw by telling you the wrong answers. (not really, lol)
I wish I can sit on a rainbow.
Granted but u will fall down once u sit.
I wish I don’t have exams 
Granted, but you’ll have pop quizes every day.
I wish I have pegasus wings.