Granted but you’ll never see your family again.
I wish it was my birth month already.
Granted, but it’ll be the day after your birthday.
(Unless your birthday is on the last day, in which case, it will be 23:59:59 or 11:59:59PM on your birthday.)
I wish I could multitask.
Granted, but you’ll have to forever live with sore arms from all the work.
I wish I could own a animal shelter.
Granted, but the animals would escape their cages into forests, i.e. FREEDOM!
I wish The Person Below Me loves The Person Above Me 
Granted, but they both hate you. (lol jk)
I wish I wasn’t hungry all the time.
Granted, but you’d be thirsty all the time.
I wish I could have my own Groot. Aww… 
(You just made me search up groot… cause you know, I’ve being living under a rock this whole time).
Granted, but he’ll turn viscious and eat you. Don’t ask me how cause I dunno.
I wish my sister wasn’t so annoying most of the time!
Granted, but it’ll be in an asylum.
I wish I could live in an magical sea kingdom.
[Just a future note to myself, this is from Amelia.]
Granted, but you will be wanted and people there are willing to kill you.
I wish I could meet my favorite band.
Granted, but you’ll have a massive headache whenever you sit down.
I wish I knew how to stay focused.
Granted, but everytime you try people die
Your wish?
I wish I would be able to travel the world
Granted but you will travel the world alone without anyone by your side.
I wish I could run faster
Granted but you’ll never be able to walk again.
I wish I could get a job.
Granted but you won’t have any holidays, breaks and it’ll be a boring office job, with a crappy salary.
I wish I was a fairy
Granted but that will only happen when u r dressing as a fairy(like Halloween)
I wish I can be more hardworking
Granted, but you will lose the Username War! 
I wish I knew how to speak Spanish
Bond. James Bond.
Granted but only a word and you won’t know any other languages… Even numbers! (that means no Username War for ya!)
I wish… @AS007 will stop posting for a sec…
That isnt so bad