Granted but then she’ll post every millisecond. And I can’t let you do that…
I wish I won a Nobel award
Granted, but you’ll get framed for winning it by cheating… then get thrown in jail.
I wish I owned a closet with luxurious cloths!
Granted, but you will never get to wear them.
I wish that I could read minds.
Granted but u will have less time in the night… So its still 24 hours…
I wish I can know if the wedding is serious or not.
Granted but you’ll marry a robot.
I wish school was over…
Granted. Your 60-hour work week begins tomorrow.
I wish I had better eating habits.
Granted, but you’ll get anorexia…
I wish I could be more honest. (Honesty’s the best policy, kiddos!)
Bond. James Bond.
Granted, but it will be cruel honesty and nobody will like you for it.
I wish I was a fashion model…?
Granted but you’re an unsuccessful one.
I wish I wasn’t sleepy all the time.
Granted but you’ll never be able to rest again
I wish I was 18 now.
Granted but you’ll hate being 18 and will want to be whatever age you are rn again.
I wish I had taken a nap.
Granted but you would wake up after a milliseconnd
You didn’t put any wish
Please don’t forget to put a wish.
I wish I wasn’t thirsty.
Granted but you’ll always be hungry
I wish my parents weren’t so overprotective.
Granted but your parents won’t care about you at all, and forget your even there
I wish I had wings to fly
Granted, but you fly to the sun like Icarus.
I wish I was a goddess.
Granted but only in your dreams
I wish the Black Panther married me sooner then later.
Granted, but the Black Panther would suffer from a heart attack and die before he could say “I do.”
I wish love wasn’t so complicated.
Granted, but the only way love would be less complicated is if it dissappears. Therefore, there won’t love anymore.
I wish I could sleep.
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