Granted, but you will sleep for 8 -11 hours and never be able to sleep again.
I wish that someone would corrupt the wish that I’m making, as part of a game called CORRUPT A WISH.

Granted, but you will sleep for 8 -11 hours and never be able to sleep again.
I wish that someone would corrupt the wish that I’m making, as part of a game called CORRUPT A WISH.

Granted, but then no one would ever be able to corrupt your wish again
I wish my preview worked on my computer
Granted but then you would get viruses/virus’ 
I wish I could be in a Marvel movie.
Granted but you would die quickly and everyone would hate you
I wish I could get good grades
Granted but you’ll only get them in kindergarten
I wish School was over already
Granted, but the world is destroyed.
I wish I am a famous actress
Granted, but then you’re involved in a career ending scandal.
I wish my half term break was longer.
Granted, but to compensate, your school days will now be one hour longer than before.
I wish I could change graph paper into lined paper.
Granted, but you can barely see the lines.
I wish I am an anime character.
Granted but you’ll never be able to get out of the anime world and stuck in the worst anime ever
I wish I can finish all my requests
Granted but those who had requested won’t like them.
I wish I had a better wifi connection.
Granted but u can’t use it
I wish I can improve my arts
Granted, but then everyone will steal it and claim it’s theirs.
I wish I had a twin sister.
Granted but no one knows about it
I wish… To have lots and lots of food to eat!
Granted but it’ll be good you don’t like.
I wish that I had a lot of energy.
Granted, but you’ll be so hyper you’ll break floors.
I wish that I could star in a famous film.
Granted, but you’ll turn into a rat permanently (the movie is a blockbuster called Rodent’s Raves!)
I wish to become a CIA operative
Granted but you would never go on the field cause you’re not qualified for that.
I wish I was a rock star.
Granted but you’ll be a one- hit wonder.
I wish I was a professional model