Granted but you’ll fall on the runway and the media will make a scandal.
I wish I was rich af.
Granted but you’ll never be able to spend any of ur money.
I wish I was married to Shawn Mendes
Granted, but you’ll never meet each other.
I’ve been wanting to do this for so long.
CUE MUSIC!
I wish that I could be like the cool kids
'Cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in
I wish that I could be like the cool kids.
Like the cool kiiiiiiiiiiiiiids.
Granted but you’ll never be you.
I wish I knew what I want.
Granted, but you would want the worst things
I wish i can get an iphone x
Granted, but you’ll drop it and accidentally crack it 2 days after getting it.
I wish I had a pet unicorn !
Granted but it hates you.
I wish I had more storage space in my phone. @LeviTheLunatic
Granted, but the new Episode update takes up more space than your phone could ever hold.
I wish my dream life was real!
Granted, but that means all your nightmares will be vividly realistic too.
I wish that you could take food right out of the screen!
Granted but it tastes like paper.
I wish I didn’t have to do this dare. @LeviTheLunatic (16)
Granted, but you wouldn’t have the satisfaction of completing a dare.
I wish I had the right amount of money with me whenever I wanted to buy something.
Granted, but you’ll have the right amount of money when you want to buy something, After that the prices increase and you won’t have enough since you wished for the right amount of money.
I wish I never failed any exam, even if I don’t study
Granted, but when you have a job, you’ll have no idea what your doing because you never studied it.
I wish I had something to wish
Granted, but you’ll never be happy because you will always want more and more and more…
I wish I had more than 100 reads on my story T.T
Granted, but 101 is more than 100 reads.
I wish I could actually publish my story 
Right now, 101 would be enough for me hahahaah
Granted, but any time someone tries to read it, it would lead them to my story hahahahaha
I wish I spoke and wrote a perfect English
Granted but you’ll forget how to speak and write your first language.
I wish I had pizza rn.
Granted but it’ll be the most nasty pizza you ever ate.
I wish I didn’t have to cut the grass tomorrow.
Granted but the grass will cut you? 
I wish my mother would wake up already!!
Granted but she’ll never sleep.
I wish robots would just do my chores