Granted! But, every time it does a chore, It makes you lazier, and you’ll just get lazier and lazier and lazier,
until you’re too lazy to even walk by yourself, feed yourself, etc.
I wish I was able to take photos in human eye quality —
[If that makes sense]
No, I wish I could be able to do that too!
Granted, but your photos will disappear after 5 seconds.
I wish that life would solve it’s own problems.
Granted !! But, for every problem solved, another two arise.
I wish I could dance like a prima ballerina 
Granted, but that’s all you’ll be able to do.
I wish I had all the time in the world!
Granted but your time will be spent looking at paint dry
I wish I can go to sleep.
Granted, you can go to sleep, but you never wished for sleeping 
I wish I could paint beautiful drawings 
Granted but someone or something will always destroy them.
I wish I had a pet cat.
Granted but the cat will be so evil.
I wish I knew if my crush was moving back next year.
Granted but you’ll also get to know he/she has a girlfriend now. (or boyfriend)
I wish I wouldn’t cry over people who don’t deserve it.
Granted, but they’ll cry over you. (I guess…? I dunno 
)
I wish I travel to Paris. 
Granted, but overseas travel can be dangerous. You could forget your passport and end up stranded or you could have the epiffany that Paris is overrated and there are better places to travel to but you spent your cash!
I wish I could snap my fingers and have my assignments done!
Granted, but your teacher would know and you’ll have detention for a month!
I wish I could type super fast!
Granted, but your typing would always be riddled with lots of spelling and grammatical errors!
I wish I could control myself better when in public.
Granted but you’ll lose control over time.
I wish my crush would text me back.
Granted, but they’d never call you…
I wish people would stop wishing in here.
Granted, but you’ll be the blame for everyone hating you for ruining the forum game 
I wish that I had good social skills!
granted, but you’ll become so popular there are even people begging to be your friends while you try to go to sleep.
I wish that I had superpowers
Granted. You superpower would be the ability to make paint dry at will.
I wish that the tips in SimCity could be toggled off!
Granted, but you’ll never play another video game again. I don’t know if that made sense or not
I wish my life was less boring.
Granted but youll become an internationally infamous criminal(that’s technically an interesting life).
I wish i could eat all the food I want without gaining weight.