Granted, but then you’d turn into a doughnut.
I wish I wasn’t so bored.
Granted, but then you’d turn into a doughnut.
I wish I wasn’t so bored.
Granted you will become president you’ll have so much work you won’t have any time to eat or drink and eventally die
I wish Today was July 4
Granted but July 4th lasts for 5 seconds.
I wish that I can get a good night’s sleep.
Granted, but it be your last
I wish everyone don’t fight.
Granted then everyone will just arm wrestle
I wish I had Doritos.
Granted but you can only eat Doritos for the rest of your life even after you get tired of them
I wish I was famous
Granted, but your favourite celebrity would get jealous of you and would try to sabotage you.
I wish I could hold my pee for little longer.
Granted you will hold it forever
I wish I could fly
Granted but you’ll just keep floating up.
I wish I didn’t have to workout.
Granted you but you’ll never fit through any of your doors
I wish I got anthor tablet for birthday
Granted, but it would interfere with your other tablet, and both would break within weeks of the second tablet’s purchase.
I wish I couldn’t feel boredom.
Granted, but everyone you love will only feel boredom.
I wish, that I was a god…
Granted then all every one will hate you and you will be exiled
I wish my cat wouldn’t scratch me
Granted but your cat will bite you instead.
I wish I could get another sim game.
Granted but somebody will break into your house and steal all your sim games
I wish balloons wouldn’t fly away into the sky
Granted, but then every balloon will start getting suspended in the atmosphere eventually blocking the sunlight.
I wish people would stop wishing.
Granted but then everyone including you would lose their mouth to keep the from temptation
I wish I had no siblings
Granted then you would have to do everything by yourself and you parents would follow you everywhere like a liitle kid
I wish that I had a pet dragon
Granted, but he will tried and kill you every second.
I wish, that people don’t lie
Granted but every time you hear the truth your heart stops for 10 seconds
I wish I couldn’t get tired.