Granted, but your friends won’t appreciate you anymore and you’ll be alone…
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What’s your wish?
I wish I had enternal life.
Granted but your body’ll grow old with your age 
. You’ll look hideous af in year 9876.
I wish my wishes came true
Granted, but you can only have one wish ONLY after that no more wishes.
I wish I was a forum moderator…
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Granted but people will spam tf out of your name in their PM chats (hehe sorry Ryan )
I wish I didn’t have to wish for anything on this damn game cos it’s gonna be ruined anyway
Granted, but you will be forced to wish! 
I wish I had nutella in the fridge
Granted, but it will expire the minute you open the jar.
I wish MCR would come back
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Granted, but he will only live 30 seconds and die.
I wish I had infinite wishes which came true
Granted! but your genie would quit & fly away because he doesn’t have dental insurance.
I wish 13RW season 3 gets canceled due to a wild elephant crushing all the sets.
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Granted, but they will just fix the set immediately after and season 3 will continue.
I wish I was a celebrity…
Granted! but you will be famous for yodeling in Target while trying to impress your idol, the Walmart Yodelung Boy.
I wish my favorite Youtube channel would update already.
Granted, but after the update it will immediately got back to how it was before.
I wish I had pizza for lunch…
Granted, but after the update it will immediately got back to how it was before.
I wish I had pizza for lunch…
granted: But it is old and moldy pizza!
i wish i could teleport
Granted! But there’s a 3 minute time limit when you teleport!
I wish my hair wasn’t so damn straight so it could be curlier.
Granted but I would curl too much and tangle and you would soon have to cut your hair off
I wish that my birthday was every day
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Granted! But you certainly won’t get any presents from everyone and no-one will show up to your party!
I wish my wishes came true and no one could ruin my wish
Granted, but you’ll ruin your own dreams.
I wish I had a lietime supply of Doritos.
Granted! But as soon as you open the packet all the doritos dissappear!
I wish I had so much money,