Granted! But you’ll live in the water full time and you won’t be able to come out, you have no family or friends down there you become lonely then commit suicide.
I wish my wishes couldn’t be corrupted/
Granted! But unfortunately, there has been an error in your wish and your wish has been voided.
I wish to have superpowers!
Granted! But you accidently hurt your loved ones with those powers and they die and as a consequence your powers are taken away!
I wish we could have KFC tonight… (FRESH)
Well, dang. That’s tough 
XD It’s just that I want KFCCCC!!!
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Granted! But that’s the last time you’ll ever have KFC!
I wish I could fly!
Granted but you’ll keep hitting signs and poles and end up in the emergency room
I wish a life supply of bubblegum
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Granted, but each piece is a sphere that’s 1 millimetre in diameter, making the bubble gum incredibly small and hard to chew.
I wish I could stop putting so many things aside.
Granted, BUT once you start something, you can’t stop until it’s completed.
I wish I could whistle…
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Granted, but people are gonna be annoyed by its high pitch…
I wish to meet Barack Obama!
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Granted, but he’ll turn into Donald Trump.
I wish making more money was easier.
Safe. I’ll just get a big mac instead after that
Granted! But it’s easier for everyone else but not for you!
I wish that @Nutella could meet me in real life and we could get married
Granted but a gang of villians would ruin the wedding and kill you before you got married
I wish that I had a life supply of never going-bad or expire or having anthing bad happen to them Honeybuns
Granted ! !
But your life will be cut short so you won’t actually have that many in total.
I wish to know the secrets of the Universe.
Granted! But then the universe will turn on you and kill you.
I wish they were chicken strips in the fridge waiting to be warmed up…
Granted but they dissaper every time you open the fridge and reapper every time you close it
I wish I was queen
Granted but someday I’ll overthrow you.
I wish I can meet my forum friends irl.
Granted, but all of them will not recognise who you are from the forums.
I wish that I don’t have to repeat a grade.