Granted but you will be asleep forever.
I wish I was bilingual
Granted! But your second language is Goat.
I wish Hailey from my STEM class would shut up for once.
Granted but she gains telepathy powers.
I wish for a painting
But the painting is terrible quality.
I wish for good art skills.
You get good art skills, but you can only paint with your elbows.
I wish for a bunny
But the bunny wants to kill you.
I wish for an unlimited library of books.
You get books, but they can’t be opened!
I wish for … a pink sweater
Granted, but the sweater is the size to fit a doll.
I wish to have a perfect life.
Granted! But you will be so bored with your perfect life and lack of problems that it will drive you insane.
I wish for a 4.0 GPA with no effort.
All of your friends will hate you for getting better grades than them.
I wish to have an unlimited amount of ideas for stories.
Granted! But no one will like your ideas.
I wish this thread never existed.
Granted but the whole forums don’t exist.
I wish I had ice cream.
Granted, but it’s a flavor you’re allergic to.
I wish we had 1,000,000 back.
Granted, but the forums close the next day.
I wish to be taller.
Granted, but you will also be fatter.
I wish it would snow.
Granted, but you’d have to walk to school in the most inconvenient way.
I wish to never have to sleep.
Granted, but you will always be tired.
I wish I was magic.
Granted, but all your power comes from killing people.
I wish I didn’t have to go to school.
Granted! But you don’t get to go to school because it was trampled in a bull run.
I wish my sister wouldn’t steal my clothes. :((
Granted! But your mom will steal your clothes and give them to your sister.
I wish I didn’t have to move.