Granted but you won’t have any profit from your movies and you 'll receive the worst reviews ever.
I wish I could speak every language.
Granted but no one will understand you.
I wish I wasn’t cold right now
Granted, but you’ll be very warm.
I wish sleep didn’t exist.
Smart!
Granted. But you will always be tired.
I wish I have many wishes for my entire life.
Granted. But none of the wishes come true!
I wish I could live forever be rich and grow up to be a doctor and find the cure to cancer.
Granted but You will be used for your money and live an unhappy life.
I wish I could fly.
Granted but you’ll fly so close to the sun you’ll burn.
I wish for world peace.
Granted but you’ll have to eat humans along the way to maintain it.
I wish that I could talk to my boyfriend soon.
Granted but he is with another girl.
I wish that I could be amazing (I aldready am 

)
Granted but everyone else wouldn’t think so 
I wish I could learn to speak a lot of different languages.
Granted but All humanity will be dead except you.
I wish that I could eat and never die and never become fat.
Granted but you’ll have to do “eating shows” in a circus.
I wish I could know what the afterlife is like
Granted but you’ll have to say there
I wish my best friend didn’t move
Granted but she’ll be stuck to you for the rest of your life and annoy you.
I wish I wasn’t tired right now.
Granted but you will be tired for the rest of the month.
I wish I could have a lifetime supply of stationery.
Granted but you’ll have nothing else.
I wish I liked math so I wouldn’t have any trouble doing it right now 
(what a mood!!
)
Granted, but you’ll like math so much that you’ll hate everything else.
I wish I could make any food appear out of thin air.
Granted, but its mouldy.
I wish my summer holidays were longer…
Granted, but they will now last 40 years each, and you still have to go back to school
I wish that I could fly