Granted. But every time you check one out, it gets ruined and you have to pay for it.
I wish I could watch Supergirl right now
Granted. But every time you check one out, it gets ruined and you have to pay for it.
I wish I could watch Supergirl right now
Granted. But the supergirl’s character will die in the show if you watch it today.
I wish I could be Cinderella.
Granted but u won’t have a fairy godmother
I wish I was good at making stories
Granted but no one would read your stories
I wish I didn’t need makeup
Granted. But you will have horrible hair.
I wish i could travel more.
Granted. But you will eventually go bankrupt and be stuck 193638276 miles from home
I wish I didn’t go to school today…
Granted but then u would be the dumbest person on the planet
I wish I could have the power of flight
Granted. But you can only fly for 10 seconds a year
What’s ur wish
I wish I was at the beach right now.
Granted but there will be sharks in the water.
I wish I had more wishes to wish.
Granted. But every wish you wish for will go wrong.
I wish I didn’t have to wait for books to come out
Granted. But you will live in a world without books.
I wish I was special 
Granted. But no one would know you.
I wish I didn’t start school tomorrow.
Granted. School would start today
I wish I could watch YouTube in class
Granted, but the connection would turn off once the teacher starts teaching.
I wish people would stop calling me Mannequin 
OMG I’m sorry

Granted instead they call you it backwards (so sorry)
I wish my wish was good forever
Gramted but then a little devil came along and made it bad
I wish I can be cleverer
Granted but the spell backfires and you become the opposite
(Sorry)
I wish that I was a mage