Granted. But then you’ll become so overwhelmed with power that you become evil and people kill you
( Sorry 
)
I want to go to Valleyfair tomorrow ( Amusement Park )
Granted. But then you’ll become so overwhelmed with power that you become evil and people kill you
( Sorry 
)
I want to go to Valleyfair tomorrow ( Amusement Park )
Granted but you’ll be scared of all the rides and just stare
I wish that I could go to SAO,ALO,GGO
Granted. But idk what those are so you’ll become very sick and can’t go
I wish I wasn’t afraid of the rides today…
Granted but… the rides would be afraid of you 
I wish I had an unlimited supply of food.
Granted but it wouldn’t be as good as you expected.
I wish I was a billionaire 
Granted! But I don’t cover any deaths.
I wish I lived in an anime world!
Granted but you’d be invisble and blind and you can’t. see anyone and they cant see you
I wish I could read the books I like forever
Granted! But you can never read any new books and can never look away from the ones you have for more than five seconds!
I wish that I could know more about the unknown… e.g space!
Granted! But the rest of your knowledge goes away.
I wish i had great art skills…,
Granted, but then you would suck at cooking.
I wish I could wish upon a shooting star.
Grant-wait…you’re…wishing…for…a wish?
Yes, we are supposed to wish here 
Granted however you can only make one wish and it lasts until you change your clothes.
I wish I had super strength & super speed 
Granted, but you will only be able to use your powers for evil.
I wish I had a pet giraffe?
Granted but the neck of the giraffe will grow until you throw it in the trash.
I wish to eat a pizza
Granted, but it will only have all the toppings that you hate.
I wish I was famous.
Damn hahahah
You will be famous but for an embarrassing thing you did.
I wish had more friends
Granted, but they will all end up backstabbing you.
I wish I had a new phone 
Granted, but it will be broken after 2 hours.
I wish I have a big house.
Granted, but it will get burned down after just 2 weeks.
I wish I was a millionaire.