Granted, but all your money will get stolen.
I wish I have the power to be invisible
Granted but only your body will be invisible, your clothes will be visible and accessories.
I wish I could yell
Granted but nobody will be able to hear you when you yell
I wish I could get better had hip hop
Granted, but eventually you’ll just abandon it.
I wish I could meet Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun
Granted, but they would then become obsessed with you, like hardcore obsessed.
I wish I could get a foster child in my Adoption Thread so that I could complete people’s pending requests LOL
Granted, but you will never be able to go there again once your done.
I wish that I wasn’t very heartless about a lot of things.
Granted, but then things and people would be very heartless to you.
I wish I could be more introverted and less talkative in real life.
Granted! but now you cant talk at all.
I wish I knew if my crush actually liked me.
Granted, but the result which you would get would totally freak you out.
I wish I could remove the play Julius Caesar from my English Syllabus.
Granted, but it is replaced by an encyclopedia on the history of bicycle parts.
I wish i had some chocolate
Granted, but the chocolate would be bitter in taste.
I wish I could drive a car.
Granted, but you’ll crash 

I wish I can sleep and skip school tomorrow
Granted but you’ll miss 10 tests, and 20 homework assignments
I wish Infinity War wasn’t a cliffhanger ending…
What’s your wish???
Granted but there will be no more avengers movie ever again.
I wish to have a puppu
Granted! But your puppy will scratch you half to death in your sleep every night❤
I wish I had Wi-Fi
Granted! But your Wi-Fi will only reach 1m from the router!
I wish to travel to other countries free of charge
Granted! But you will have to stay in the countries prison for 1 year before moving onto another or heading back to your home country 
I wish my laptop wasn’t broke.
Granted but everything else in your house will be broken
I wish It wasn’t hot here
Granted but it’ll be forever freezing cold and you’ll never be comfortable no matter how many layers and how much heat you use.
I wish my friend would accept me and my crush