Granted! But your house becomes infested with rats and bugs!
I wish I had another cat.
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Granted! But it’s… me?
I wish for unlimited ice cream!
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Granted, but you get a brain freeze every time you go near any of it.
I wish for a big house.
That would be weird…but oddly cool.
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Granted! But it all burns down and you are left with nothing.
I wish to be able to multitask decently well.
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Granted! But you’ll never be able to finish anything you multitask.
I wish to be immortal.
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Granted! But you will still age and get older looking. :))
I wish tomorrow was Friday.
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Granted! But you won’t be able to wake up tomorrow…
I wish i was good at swimming
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Granted! But you’d look like a fish.
I wish to have better sleep.
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Granted! But you’re unable to wake up.
I wish to marry a billionaire.
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Granted but the billionaire will be very old and never die.
I wish to marry Bruno Mars
Granted! But he will hate you. Like really, really despise you.
I wish i am hungry
Granted, but you will never eat food again and therefore you will be constantly hungry.
I wish I was a cat.
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Granted! But you will be a stray cat living in the streets.
i wish i had friends
Granted! But they only pretend to like you.
I wish for less new posts to read through on Episode. I open my phone and somehow there’s 50 >~<
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Granted! But then no one will post ever and you will have nothing to read through at all.
I wish to have a million wishes.
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Granted! But each wish will reverse after 2 minutes.
I wish my room would clean itself.
Granted! But temperatures will be at a incredibly high, around 115*F
I wish for some Chick-Fil-A fries. :((
Granted, but they are made with radioactive potatoes.
I wish I could sing harmoniously.
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Granted, and you sound as amazing as ever…but only to yourself. Everyone else hears this
I wish they made Red Dead Redemption for PC
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Granted! But it will no longer available on other devices.
I wish to be able to withstand any food (even if it’s gross)
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