Granted! But it’s not a good story.
I wish that I could do whatever I want whenever I want!
Granted! But it’s not a good story.
I wish that I could do whatever I want whenever I want!

I wish i could eat some Fruiiiiittttttttttttttttttttt
Granted! But you’d be followed wherever you go by everyone you’ve ever met.
I wish for a lamborghini
You need to follow the format!
Granted! Sadly, you can only go 2 mph.
I wish for a new book!
Granted but you’ll never be able to read it.
I wish I wasn’t stressed.
Granted, but you’ll be so de-stressed you won’t care about anything and then your grades and your relationships begin to fail.
I wish I didn’t have any anxiety.
well fuck you too. my grades are why i’m stressed so this is like an infinite loop lol
Granted, but you will be depressed.
I wish that my parents understood me
Granted, but then they’ll randomly start acting like you.
I wish I lived on a different planet in peace.
Granted, but the planet is super boring and so are the people but you have to keep the peace so you can’t do anything fun.
I wish I had more jelly doughnuts from Dunkin Doughnuts.
Granted but they will cost twice as much as usual.
I wish I could make everyone happy
Granted, but that would make you sad in return.
I wish I could finish any game I want.
Granted! But you can’t play it.
I wish my parents would lay off
Granted! but your parents would die in a car accident
I wish I could win the lottery
Granted, but you will only win $1
Now you need to write a wish
Yeah but I don’t have any wishes
I wish for my best friend to live with me