Granted, but you’ll…have to eat capsicum every day.
I wish no one would forget moi when I’m on my break 
Granted but we’ll only remember you because you’ll be on trial for murder
I wish I was a billionaire.
Granted but you have to share most of your wealth with your very large family
I wish I could feel happier in life.
Granted but everyone else will be sad.
I wish my episode stories would get more reads
Granted but everybody who reads your stories are people making fun of it and you tubers using it for satire.
I wish I could skip school and get a job already.
Granted, but you get less than minimum wage.
I wish that I was really good at Destiny. (video game)
Granted, but you’re a failure at everything else.
I wish I could go to Scotland and Ireland.
Granted, but you’ll never be able to return home.
I wish my crush liked me back
(Actually that ain’t that bad. Anything to get away from my home … And you never stated anything about visitng countries that aren’t my home.)
Granted, but there’s nobody he likes more than his own refelction.
I wish I could live like MCs in sitcoms aka. never working but having amazing apartments.
Granted but everyone looks down on you and thinks you’re incompetent.
I wish I was more physically active.
Granted, but you’ll be forced into it and not being able to find endorphins to please yourself with it.
I wish I could find something that makes me happy.
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Granted, but you’ll lose it after a day.
I wish I could die.
Granted, but then you’ll be reborn into the same life
I wish I were talented
Granted, but you’ll be talented at making filters for 2009 Daikin air conditioners.
I wish my mum never went to that party on the 1st of January 2003. Btw I was born in September 2003, nine months later…
Granted, but your mom gets drunk because she wants to be there, and ends up conceiving you with a pizza guy anyways.
I wish I had a therapist
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Granted, but you’re therapist is an ex mafia member that fled from Italy in the 70’s. After one therapy session he gets arrested by the FBI and you fall back into bad mental health.
I wish I had better WiFi.
Granted, but every device you ever buy or use is always going to run slower only when you use it.
I wish I could go to Transylvania
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Hehe, granted but you’ll be bitten a vampire (and not the Twilight kind).
I wish that I could have an infinite amount of chips that I can eat.
This might surprise you but I hoped you’d say not the twilight kind… Cuz then I’d at least be an actual vampire like Deacon
Granted but you have a free loading dope head brother who eats more of then than you.
I wish I could have sex
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