Granted! But you can only have sex with a really ugly and disgusting person you’re really not attracted to and really don’t want to touch, and you can’t have sex with anyone else ever.
I wish I could live on a beautiful exotic beach.
Granted! But you can only have sex with a really ugly and disgusting person you’re really not attracted to and really don’t want to touch, and you can’t have sex with anyone else ever.
I wish I could live on a beautiful exotic beach.
Granted, but the sun is a deadly laser and you can’t ever s nbathe or even bathe there.
I wish I had a faster and a better computer.
Granted! But after a day your computer overheats and fry’s the motherboard.
I wish i could be a game developer for Nintendo.
Granted, but your work is so stresful and it gives you diseases and rashes from stress. At some point you’ll even get a very big disease becuase of it.
I wish I could write a bestseller script.
Granted! But you loose the bestseller script before it was published and have no back ups of it.
I wish i could live in Spain or Greece.
Granted … .You now live in Greece, but like most of them you have no money.
I wish people who belive in Earth being flat and/or not vaxxinating would just die already and solve overpopulation becuase we really don’t need stupid genes multiplying in a world where there already is too many people.
Granted! I believe the same thing
But the earth is round so i don’t agree with that.
(Previous person didn’t write a wish)
I wish I was a penguin
BUMP
Granted but you will end up like happy feet.
I wish I was an ice cream
Granted! But you cant go outside anymore (you will melt)
I wish i could meet my favorite singer
That’s exactly what I was thinking about while writing that comment 
I can read minds now hehehe 


Granted! But they’ll hate you!
I wish to find a date for my dance.
Granted! But you don’t get to choose the gender of your date.
I wish that Toy Story 4 would come out sooner!
Granted, but u’ll never get tu watch it. 
I wish I was a cupcake.
Granted, but then someone will eat you!
I wish to live in Neverland!
Granted, but a day later you will get eaten by a crocodile and never be seen again

I wish for fictional characters to be real
@jazzysab13 is crazy amazing
granted, but one day, you will be tragically killed by Voldemort! 
I wish people would stop forgetting to post a wish 
