Granted! But your super power would be talking to fish. Just fish.
I wish I won the Olympics.
Granted! But your super power would be talking to fish. Just fish.
I wish I won the Olympics.
Granted, but you wouldn’t get any prize at all, and no-one would remember you!
I wish I could draw better.
Granted! But no one will like it.
I wish I could get a good job, without school.
Granted, but it would consume all of your time
I wish I knew how to plan a good story
Granted! But someone would steal it and claim it their own.
I wish I could teleport.
Granted, but you’ll get stuck in the quantum world while doing that and will never return back to the real world.
I wish I could take revenge on my bullies.
Granted! But it will not go well. You will get very hurt and may not make it.
I wish I got a ride to school instead of walking.
Bump!
Granted, but you’ll always be late for school, since the driver didn’t get a driving license.
I wish I could make people dissapear.
Granted, but you will always hear their voices.
I wish I could get a boyfriend!
Granted, but he won’t love you.
I wish I could generate pets.
Granted, but they will look hideous and slimey.
I wish I could meet my favourite idol.
Granted but they’ll be really rude to you in person.
I wish I had a smaller nose 
Granted, but you won’t be able to breathe X
I wish I had two heads
Granted, but you will look weird.
I wish to become pregnant.
Granted, but your baby will be an episode error.
I wish I could travel anywhere without cost!
Granted, but you’ll hate travelling, and you’ll miss important birthdays etc. because you’ll be forced to always travel and never settle down!
I wish I mastered everything I wanna master!
tbh that’s a dream
Granted, but you can never stop working in everything you’ve mastered otherwise your heart will stop and as you’ve mastered everything, many terrorist gangs and other underground agents want you, and life is in constant risk.
I wish I could fly.
Bump
Granted. But you can only fly a few centimetres off the ground.
I wish I’ll have a painless and quick death without anyone knowing of it. 
