Granted, no one will know of it because they will die with you.
Wish I could fall in love
Granted, no one will know of it because they will die with you.
Wish I could fall in love
granted but he won’t love you back.
I wish I could sing like Beyonce.
Granted, you can sing like Beyonce but every time someone listens to you sing, they will die.
I wish I had a pool inside my bathroom
Granted, but you wouldn’t be able to swim in it, or see it at all.
I wish I found a million dollars, which I could use in everything I wanted, and keep the things I bought.
Granted, but every time you use that money, your life span shortens, a second proportional to a cent.
I wish I knew more languages
Granted! But no one will understand you!
I wish I could pass all of my classes with high grades
Granted, but once you pass all your classes, time will restart to the beginning of the year
I wish, I GOT A JOB
Granted, but your job is a porn janitor and you can’t quit
I wish, I was pretty
Granted you will be so pretty that everyone will be permanently blinded by it, not excluding yourself.
I wish I’d have a dollar in my pocket.
Granted, you’ll have a dollar in your pocket, and that will be it, you won’t ever earn more money or be able to spend that dollar
I wish it wasn’t so humid
Granted, but it will soon become outdated and overrated in a couple of weeks.
I wish I could have access to all of Episode’s INK hidden assets.
Granted, but you can not use them
I wish I didn’t have to study but still have all necessary knowledge
Granted, but you’d lose all your knowledge after 20 years and have no way to regain it.
I wish I had some inspiration or motivation to do something right now.
Granted! But she’s only supportive of your bad choices.
I wish my waifu was real.
Granted, but they won’t like u.
I wish i had a tall, faithful black man c;
Ganted! But he is only turned on by mentally hadicapped, armless, abused little boys.
I wish I was Immortal
Granted, but everyone you love amd care about die instantly.
I wish I was gooin in PE class
bumP
But they are all dead
I wish I was rich
Granted, but you would die the next day.
I wish for I had a sprite to drink.